Blarb Scalm; Fear & Loathing in Wangi Wangi
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<P><FONT color=FF0000><MARQUEE><h1>WE CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY</h1></MARQUEE></FONT></P><center>
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<P><FONT color=ffff00><MARQUEE><h3>Well I would just like to take this opportunity to thank my exquisite, but deluded friend, <a href="/U35954">Lance Boyles</a> for this lovely scrolling marquee which I was able to steal from his page, which he in turn stole from the page of the delectable <a href="/U25843">Ginger the Fiesty</a>.... thanx guys
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<P><H3><FONT color=OOBFOO>Swinging from limb to limb,adventuring beyond the depths of the deepest ocean, climbing higher than is legally possible, courageously clawing through the wonders of the universe, and then simply falling on his arse.
Blarb Scalm; investigator extraordinare is on your case.
Never fear</H3></FONT></P>
<P><I><FONT color= FF7FOO>Greetings good friends and welcome to the page of Blarb Scalm; Investigator extraordinare, or Wannabe Investigator extraordinare I'm not sure which. Anyway I am here to strive my best to bring you information on important issues which you must know to survive on this wonderous planet on which you have chosen to reside, (either that or your ship crash landed and your waiting for the next ride home), either way your here for a while so you'd best fill in the time.
Regards,
Blarb</I></P>
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<P><MARQUEE><H2><FONT color= FFOOOO>NEWS FLASH!!!<FONT color= FFFFFF> NEWS FLASH!!!<FONT color= FFOOOO> NEWS FLASH!!!</H3></MARQUEE>
<P><FONT color= OOFFFF><H4>In News just to hand it has been discovered that Blarb Scalm is now an Official member of the H2G2 Softball Team - <a href="/P112924">The Rambling Misfits</a>. Blarb's position is that of the Cheer Squad and Helmet...</H4></P>
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<UL><FONT color=BFOOOO><h2>Things Blarb Likes:</h2>
<LI>Cars
<LI>Speeding Cars
<LI>Looking at Cars
<LI>Owning a Car
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<UL><FONT color=OOFFFF><H2>Things Blarb DOESN'T like:</H2>
<LI>Spandex pants
<LI>Disco Balls
<LI>Lava Lamps
<LI>This Color
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<P><FONT color= 00FF00> Are you just sitting there wondering who is online at H2G2? Well wonder no longer for Blarb has brought them to within one click of the mouse button. Find out <SCRIPT language="javascript"><!--
function popusers(link) {
popupWin = window.open(link, 'popusers', 'status=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=1,width=165,height=340');
}
// --></SCRIPT><A href="javascript:popusers('users.cgi');">Who's here?</A> By simply clicking the link. Send no money, I'll bill you.
<UL><FONT color=FFFFOO><H3>User Pages</H3>
<LI><a href="/A202744">Alcohol</a>
<LI><a href="/A181388">Marriage - The 8th Deadly Sin</a>
<LI><a href="/A180668">Plagiarism</a>
<LI><a href="/A133705">Facts of Life</a>
<LI><a href="/A131545">The Supra</a>
<LI><a href="/A180118">Instructions for Consumer Goods</a>
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