WARNING, WARNING!!! Alcohol DEAD AHEAD!!!
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
<h2><center><FONT color=00ff00>Crikey. Did you know that alcohol has side effects???</center></h2>
<FONT color= FFFF00><h3>ATTENTION SO-CALLED EARTHLINGS!!!
Hello and Welcome. The following are Warnings which have been collected over a period of time concerning alcohol. No one knows how long ago they turned up or for that matter who wrote them so I feel that they cannot be held under any such copywright laws. The reason i am writing this is that I have had some trouble with a certain H2G2 member who wishes to reduce me to the size of a flea among the rest of you fine people. I just hope you understand that I have placed these here for your enjoyment NOT for personal gain:</h3>
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<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the
time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.</LI>
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<P><center><h2><FONT color= ff0000>BE CAREFUL EVERYONE!!!</P></center></h2>
<FONT color= FFFF00><h3>ATTENTION SO-CALLED EARTHLINGS!!!
Hello and Welcome. The following are Warnings which have been collected over a period of time concerning alcohol. No one knows how long ago they turned up or for that matter who wrote them so I feel that they cannot be held under any such copywright laws. The reason i am writing this is that I have had some trouble with a certain H2G2 member who wishes to reduce me to the size of a flea among the rest of you fine people. I just hope you understand that I have placed these here for your enjoyment NOT for personal gain:</h3>
<P>
<OL><FONT color= 00ffff>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the
time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.</LI>
<LI>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.</LI>
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<P><center><h2><FONT color= ff0000>BE CAREFUL EVERYONE!!!</P></center></h2>
