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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 19, 2005
...that isn't the best of ideas...you know...inflation and all...
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Alien_Invasion_Force Posted Feb 19, 2005
*forces from the FRUGLERTUNGI planet spew from battleships as H2G2 is invaded* PUNY SCUM! NOW YOU DIE!!!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 19, 2005
I'm afraid that I must ask you to stop your invasion of H2G2 or suffer the consequences.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 19, 2005
*ignores the puny force*
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Alien_Invasion_Force Posted Feb 19, 2005
THREATS? PAH!! *walker mechanos come down and blast at the office walls*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 19, 2005
I really must insist.
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Alien_Invasion_Force Posted Feb 19, 2005
*troopers emerge from the walkers and fire lasers at GodBen plus other assassins*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 19, 2005
*They completely fail to hit.*
Me, they're worse than the troopers from Star Wars. 
*Wonders off.*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 19, 2005
*continues to ignore force*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 19, 2005
*looks at the tiney mouse sized aliens* 
mmmmmm Mouse
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Feb 19, 2005
*Hands the good doctor a parcel*
A gross of better mousetraps for your use.
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 20, 2005
Mouse-sized aliens? How could I ever be scared of them? *watches the alien fire burning down a nearby rock* Oh yes... like that.
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 20, 2005
I thought something squeaked!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 20, 2005
*puts a ring of mouse traps around the alien*
yum... come my pritty let the good doctor eat you...
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U218534 Posted Feb 20, 2005
*quietly removes the cheese and sits in the corner, nibbling it*
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 21, 2005
I think he's dead and won't come back.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 22, 2005
*sigh*
its always the way with mice...
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 23, 2005
Mice are boring, but nowhere near as boring as lizards.
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- 4801: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4802: Alien_Invasion_Force (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4803: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4804: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4805: Alien_Invasion_Force (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4806: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4807: Alien_Invasion_Force (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4808: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4809: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4810: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4811: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Feb 19, 2005)
- 4812: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Feb 20, 2005)
- 4813: Alien_Invasion_Force (Feb 20, 2005)
- 4814: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Feb 20, 2005)
- 4815: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 20, 2005)
- 4816: U218534 (Feb 20, 2005)
- 4817: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Feb 21, 2005)
- 4818: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 22, 2005)
- 4819: Anole (Feb 22, 2005)
- 4820: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Feb 23, 2005)
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