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Post 4761

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

*pulls out a very vicious curved dagger* Hit... the... anvil...


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Post 4762

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I'm very stubourn and I refuse to sucum to threats.


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Post 4763

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

It isn't just threats... *stabs GB*


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Post 4764

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

And I don't respond to attacks either.


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Post 4765

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

Please... just hit that anvil.


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Post 4766

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

No. What has the anvil ever done to me?

Don't answer that, it was rethorical.


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Post 4767

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

I'm trying to scare some sheep. *the anvil falls on GodBen's head, then ends up exactly where it was* Now will you hit it with my hammer?


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Post 4768

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

But I like sheep. I used to have one as a waiter.


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Post 4769

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

How about the cows?


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Post 4770

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

They provide milk which I need for my tearoom.


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Post 4771

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

What would you like to scare?


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Post 4772

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Nothing, I'm a pacifist.


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Post 4773

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

Would you just like to hit the anvil anyway?


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Post 4774

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Not really. I wouldn't gain anything from it.


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Post 4775

Anole

Oohh, can I blow it up or incinerate it?


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Post 4776

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Go right ahead.

Do you have agressive tendancies towards anvils then?


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Post 4777

Anole

No... but I'll have fun!smiley - evilgrin...smiley - erm..smiley - biggrin *creates gaint energy blast and incinerates anvil*smiley - evilgrin no more anvil


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Post 4778

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Thanks, maybe that will stop MOWoS going on about it.


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Post 4779

Anole

*brings out anvil from a wrap gate that appeared from no where* here MOWoS a new one


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Post 4780

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

*whispers to Anole* Get him to strike the anvil a few times, I'll secretly replace it with a bomb. *straightens up* Well then, how about having a go at this anvil? It's the one who people feel should be hit. Everyone wants you to do it, right Anole?


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