A Conversation for Red Dwarf

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Post 241

Smilodon

oh right, just got it!
*smaks head in idiotic gesture


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Post 242

[...]

First time I've actually spoken to you...


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Post 243

Smilodon

yes, I don't believe I've had the pleasure

Hi there


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Post 244

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Hey smilo. Holly.
Quack.


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Post 245

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Wouldn't have described meeting me a pleasure!


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Post 246

Existential Elevator

Awh... smiley - hug you're not that bad.

Well.

okay.

you are smiley - winkeye


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Post 247

[...]

Whay!


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Post 248

Smilodon

Bling!


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Post 249

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*walks over to the midget and thumps in the security code, then enters*


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Post 250

Smilodon

ooo...somethings happening!


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Post 251

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*walks through*


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Post 252

Smilodon

*stays put


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Post 253

[...]

*glides with style across the hangar*


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Post 254

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*slides away from Bug and into vents*


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Post 255

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*runs in, the hangar is a mess, there are hundreds of smal fragments and fires everywhere, the skutters are running wild trying to put out the flames. Right infront of Rimmer is a big, green peace of metal with the inscription: ...rbug 1*
Great... absolutely smegging smegsational, good job, real nice work, good man, five gold stars!


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Post 256

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< Not bad for a psychic...>


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Post 257

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - bigeyes what on earth happend here?


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Post 258

Smilodon

who knows?


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Post 259

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

The Smeg head must of put my munitions in the Bug.


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Post 260

Smilodon

oh...


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