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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Sep 12, 2003
Well, compared to what other people did yes.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Sep 15, 2003
He won't be back because he has a life now, as I understand.
Congrats on the job, Aries.
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Doc Obi-Wan, summoner of the strength, compadre' of Hjik Posted Sep 19, 2003
Well, Apparrently people are of the opinion that I have a life. And I do, I am proud to say. But I suppose, when I have the time, I can post as well.
*Appears is jeans and blue shirt, hair wild and unkempt with short and curly beard, is thinking about challenging Jade again*
Well, it would seem my old pals are here *looking at HDS and Jade* its too bad I haven't been in here for a while, but what can one do when one has places to go and people to kill. (And so many!) But in the end, I must say, Yes Mortals, much to your dismay, I have returned.
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Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir Posted Sep 19, 2003
Hjik is not pleased
"Just ignore me why don't ya you redneck son of a female dog?"
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Sep 19, 2003
*slaps Hjik accross the face*
I don't appreciate that, oh, and Hi Doc
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Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir Posted Sep 21, 2003
What the ell did I do to warrant getten slapped in the face!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Sep 22, 2003
*backhands Hjik*
don't give me that guff!
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Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir Posted Sep 22, 2003
*Hjik punches HDS in the gut and backhands him lightly to insult him*
I'll give you "guff" any time I want to, boy.
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Sep 23, 2003
yah, from hell
*raises his arms, fires an energy net at Hjik, which vaporizes him*
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Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir Posted Sep 23, 2003
*Hjik ,not nearly vaporized, laughs at HDS and b*tch slaps him in the care. (IN THE FACE) and continues to laugh at him.*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Sep 23, 2003
*but as Hjik's hand comes away from HDS's face he relizes it hurts a great deal, and is steaming heavily. As he looks at it he sees that it is melting, probably due to a large amount of thick sulfuric acid*
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Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir Posted Sep 23, 2003
You are neither strong nor formiable, HDS, as I am the one who has all the b*lls in our relationship.
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Sep 24, 2003
*chops Hjik's balls of with a scalple, it only took one swipe*
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Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir Posted Sep 26, 2003
You couldn't cut off my balls with a scalpel, you would need an axe!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Sep 26, 2003
*grins evily within his shadowy hood*
it would seem otherwise *points at the disembodied genetalia lying discarded on the ground between Hjik's feet*
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Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir Posted Sep 26, 2003
*Hjik grows new and better genetalia before shoving his hand into HDS enormous pants and rips open his scrotum with his bare hands and revoes his marble sized balls before rippng off his dick with tweezers*
Now who's laughing you little pr*ck, pun intented.
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- 241: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Sep 12, 2003)
- 242: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Sep 12, 2003)
- 243: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Sep 15, 2003)
- 244: Doc Obi-Wan, summoner of the strength, compadre' of Hjik (Sep 19, 2003)
- 245: Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir (Sep 19, 2003)
- 246: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Sep 19, 2003)
- 247: Hjik, the Walking Dead, compadre of His Divine Shadow, servant of a different guard, Angel of a different choir (Sep 21, 2003)
- 248: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Sep 22, 2003)
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- 250: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Sep 23, 2003)
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