h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey when he comes back we can throw him a reincarnation party!

Or, with the world as it is, we could grieve for him.

lighten up

I weigh 14 stone exactly and I don't think I could lighten up.

The trick is to use smaller stones, anyway a welcome back party would be nice and thoughtful

Probably, and the trick is to use larger stones then you don't need as much of them.

Where would be a good place to throw a party i'm kinda thinking the second dining room what do you think?

Maybe, hmm yes I think there will do.

...or the first dining room. Is my thought.


As it is my house. However, I believe that any sort of merriment may have to be put off, (at least for a short while,) until Hjik's spirit decides to return to... well, /a/ body.

My thought is that he would wish to have himself reincarnated in his own way.

Your probably right Hjik seems to me to be the kinda guy who does things in his own time and way.

*grins, nods, walks over to the wall, selects a thin-bladed rapier, begins practicing a Wushu form*

Hjik, come on.....here's your body!

*Jabs remote control in the general direction of the clone of Hjik, whihc stands near the door.*

*pauses momentarily, sighs, continues her form*

*Take another off the wall and begins the basic motions of form II Lightsaber combat. It involves smooth fluid motions, circles, sweeps, arks. (Its what Count Dooku was a master of)

As long as its sword practice

*pulls out his six foot crystal sword and begins the no-dachi forms (mostly sweeping chops, slices, and axe swings)*

*sits down and meditates*

*pauses, waves vaugely at an unasuming-looking wall. Said non-assuming wall begins quietly playing the opening theme to FFX*

*continues form*

As I forgot about it the first time. Oh, and before I forget, nie kids, very nice. The sort of activities you've chosen are more or less what this room is for. Good show.

*Continues form as well*

that and spilling the blood of your opponents before getting drunk and getting over it

*floats a few inches off the floor*