h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*these are swiftly replaced by Centauri style genetalia, which involves the posessetion of 6 1 meter long peni and internal sperm production facilities. HDS also activates a body shield, Imperial style (the slow blade shall not penetrate this shield)*

me! Bwah-hah-hah-hah!

*YS wanders in, sees way more than she wanted to, and wanders out again*

*Appears. All horrible items that have just been described dissapear in a very painful manner.*

/SHAME ON YOU!/ This isn't your house, you know. Treat it with some respect, or you'll be out on your ear.

*Plants a fist through one of the support pillars to make his point.*

*peeks back in to see Mysty's heroic action*

Jade, haven't you kicked everyone's butt in here yet?

*HDS's reapear in a quite an enjoyable way, then HDS plants Myst through a support pillar to make /his/ point*

*Through a reversal of the logical process, HDS is suddenly contained within said pillar.*

No. No perversions within this house.

*and by re-reversed logic, Myst is contained within the pillar next to HDS*

Tis not your house to decide

*Is actually leaning against the pillar.*

I bid thee to take a look at the house rules. Within this house, such topics are not to be discussed.

*Starts to wake up from a nice nap in the corner of the dojo*
zmm..ya.i'l.hav.sum.mor.wine.pleze.....hum.
*finishes waking up from a nice nap in the corner of the dojo*

Woa did I miss any good fights?

*sends a couple bolts of lightning HDS's way*

That was for the subject matter.

*kicks HDS in his reattached member*

That was for trying to put Mysty in a pillar.

Now really, HDS, I thought so much more of you. Do act a gentleman?

*leans against aforementioned pillar and falls asleep*

*Leans heavily on HDS's concious.*

HOw did it come to this? WHere was teh horn that was blown? The days have fallen, like rain on the mountain.

Do not tempt our anger HDS, or I will throw you down as my enemy and smote your ruin upon the mountainside.

It'd be smite, not smote...

*Isn't smote past tense?*

*continues snoring loudly*

Technically the word smote is past tense, but I was quoting Gandalf the White.

*suddenly, the pillar explodes and HDS smashes Hjik with the Mace of Melkor*

*Ah right, just asking*

*continues snoring*

right

*wakes up with the sound of the pillar exploding and stares around in a half-awake kind of way*