h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Gandark] Cast rock on it!? That's make it IMPOSSIBLE to cut down!

oh wait ....... you mean crush it, not turn it to stone

: Says ", yes..." in a thoroughly undramatic sort of way.
[Sharp]: "Yes, I think If at least one of you helps me to aim,-I could get the timing just about right..."

*get ready to cast rock*

"...then, we could just knock the tree down."

[Sharp]: "where should I cast it then, ya think?"

[Gandark] wouldn't it be a heck of alot easier to just chop it down? That would take alot of magic!!

[Sharp]: "Well,- Maybe we could get somebody like Kylen to make a shadow-axe?"

*Looks up,-trying to make-out the top of the tree.*

"Hey, I think I can see a bird's nest. Looks like there are some eggs too." he says, *double-checking with his spy-glass monocle attachment.*

[Sharp]: *s into the tree*
: How many here have seen any of this-sorta-thing in an LOZ game? <- Hey DM, does that bring the nest-down?

[Sharp]: "Hey Gandark,- how come you reckon it'll take a lot... how big is this tree [around], anyways?" he asks, *rubbing his forehead*

[Kylen] walks up to the tree. "I could shadow-port up there, get the nest, move it somewhere else, then maybe make an axe"

[Sharp]: "Well that's good because now I realize that the most-I've got on me is..."

*Holds up this "dinky little adz(/chisel)"*

"... And everyone knows we'd be here 'til next year if it were to be 'whittled down', yes?"

:

Surely SOMEONE brought a cutting implement...

[Sharp]: "Oh-no... Not this-(I mean) my scythe-rod. Un-uh. No way. It has sentimental value to me. I mean, well yeah,- if it got broken trying to slice the tree-down, I suppose (theoretically) you or me or somebody could buy a new one, but..."

*Clutches his scythe, gripping it tightly within both hands... then,*

"Oh, alright-alright, but I still like-it."

*Gives it up.* }sigh{

[Sharp]: "Bwah..."

}Snifl! Snifl{

: ,- my scythe! <---

No, a scythe would be absolute rubbish. It couldn't cut through a wet sponge cake. I was thinking of more of a REAL cutting implement. Like a tree-cutting implement.

[Sharp]: *Wants to box Tobias, but keeps his mouth-shut*


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[Sharp]: "You mean... like a hand/hacksaw?"

you can cut down a tree with a broadsword for all I care in my RPG but the thing is, we don't have enough warriors!! we've got way too many wizards! anybody want to change their character type possibly? with warriors in such high demand, whoever signs up as one and checks their postings everyday is almost totally guaranteed to become extremely powerful! And rich!

[Sharp]: "Say, is that a lumberjack I see going downstream... it looks like he's on a raft made of logs."
*Uses a big voice*

"HELLO!" *With a tiny echo*

"I wonder if there is a logging camp around somewhere tucked within those woods..."

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[Sharp]: "No, I'm not ... though, it's a possibility I myself haven't entirely ruled out yet. More like ..."

*Lends Tobias his monocle with the spyglass attachment affixed to it so that he may have a look for himself.*

"..."