A Conversation for Silver Sword; an Interactive Fantasy RPG
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Started conversation Mar 21, 2003
Around the room are many tables where fantasy warriors come and order pizzas, which are then chopped with their nythral broadswords. Candles flicker eerily, but the effect of being in the Dark Ages is completely ruined by the predominant smell of pizza.
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 21, 2003
*A mysterious figure in purple Dragoon armour enters the tavern. He carries a long back spear, and has a deep scar down his face.*
[Kain] Barman, my name is Kain, and I want an ale. Now.
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 21, 2003
[Barman] Coming right up! Mind you, the drinks cost, but the pizza is FREE, because the Dungeon Master has been kind enough to provide the world with an Infinate Amount Of Pizza!
[Nerd42] He's a pretty stupid barman, and gives answers like this all the time, he's a bot, and you know what they're like.
Nerd42
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
Bobo(VIPER) (Secruity Chief for Khar Siid) (Undead!?) Posted Mar 21, 2003
yes I do...
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 21, 2003
Ah, bobo, go to 
Nerd42">F117258?thread=254913 and make a character first ok? Nerd42
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 26, 2003
The Dungeon Master's voice echoes through the void.... "Hey, GUESS WHAT! Being human is O-U-T, OUT! New characters and old must now pick a race before they play! Unless they don't want to, in which case, you're a human still and can ignore this message. Bye!" Nerd42
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 26, 2003
[Kain] I only change races when someone casts "Frog Song" on me...
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 27, 2003
[Barman] What was that all about? It's impossible to change your race! You're just born that way.
(out of character, "As new rules are introduced, the NPCs act like they just always were there. I suggest to players they do the same. At this article, we're in the void, we're not in the world yet. The Inn of the Silvery Sword just kinda floats in space. Soon the world will be created. I'm gonna post where the world is as soon as we get enough people to start a quest show up in here.") Nerd42
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 28, 2003
You know, most people don't do that until AFTER they get drunk...
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
Bobo(VIPER) (Secruity Chief for Khar Siid) (Undead!?) Posted Mar 29, 2003
::uses Enemy Skill - Frog Song on Kain::
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 30, 2003
[DungeonMaster] Suddenly there is a great flash of light! Bobo's spell misses because this is a safe zone. But he doesn't have a frog spell anyway, he's a thief, not a wizard.
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 30, 2003
The halfling wizard Gandark walks into the Inn, tripping over the dislodged door, and falling under a table.
[Gandark] 
Yikes! Who put that door there?
The Bartender looks at the door, and says, "You know what I'd like? A hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top."
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 31, 2003
[DM] Suddenly, the entire Inn is thrown voilently in an undeterminable direction! Out the door (well, where the door used to be) you can see a small town, here: Nerd42">F119785?thread=262492&latest=1 Nerd42
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 31, 2003
Some of the townspeople wander in, and order drinks.
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Mar 31, 2003
Suddenly, a little dwarf storms in, (quite angry that he couldn't knock down the door like he was supposed to, because Aargain already did) dragging a dead royal forester. He starts to yell out his name, his father's name, his grandfathers name, and his clan's name. Everyone is a little relieved that he stopped at three generations. He must not be a very noble dwarf in fact. Some dwarves have been known to stand over things they've slain, endlessly reciting names....
He says "I found this man in the woods, he was murdered by that evil dragon who wears the ancient Princess's amulet! I say this is the last evil deed we should tolerate from it! Who's with me?"
Lots of people look the other way and try to resume their conversations, not wanting to get involved....
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Apr 2, 2003
Yay! I wanna come too!
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 5, 2003
#A dwarf that was trying to sit comfortably on a bar stool turns around#
I'll help!
My name is Glon, son of Edmat, son of spamtap, son of Cranfish, son of Slapmeister, son of Mattingson, son of Taproot, son of Andre, son of Hyperpeanut, son of BlingBling, son of ...
[Person sitting next to him]Sut Up!
The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Apr 6, 2003
DungeonMaster: You still require at least fourth hero to complete this quest.
Gandark: 
Yeah, get off your butts and help!
Nerd42
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The Inn Of The Silvery Sword
- 1: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 21, 2003)
- 2: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 21, 2003)
- 3: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 21, 2003)
- 4: Bobo(VIPER) (Secruity Chief for Khar Siid) (Undead!?) (Mar 21, 2003)
- 5: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 21, 2003)
- 6: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 26, 2003)
- 7: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 26, 2003)
- 8: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 27, 2003)
- 9: Aargain (Mar 28, 2003)
- 10: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 28, 2003)
- 11: Bobo(VIPER) (Secruity Chief for Khar Siid) (Undead!?) (Mar 29, 2003)
- 12: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 30, 2003)
- 13: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 30, 2003)
- 14: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 31, 2003)
- 15: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 31, 2003)
- 16: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Mar 31, 2003)
- 17: Aargain (Apr 2, 2003)
- 18: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Apr 2, 2003)
- 19: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 5, 2003)
- 20: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Apr 6, 2003)
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