h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*evillene takes gentle hold of RD's tail and begins to shave it*

Aaah!

*Scandrea ducks the flying kick from the Komodo warrior, and tries to put some distance in between. Meanwhile, Tracer has struggled out from under RD, and runs smack into Evilene's legs.*

*with 4 Marines shreiking blood curdling war cries, Red Fox and 2 Komodo Dragon Warriors bearing down on him Red Dog looks behind him to see his glorious tail shaven and thinks ~just what I needed right now~ *

*thankful that all the Henchthings inexorably follow the Rules of Heroic cliches and start to circle round him only attacking one at a time, RD dials H-E-R-O and becomes ........ Fashion Victim Boy once again*

Let's see you cope with this

*turns all the villains uniforms and underwear into really scratchy shetland wool at least one size and possibly two sizes too small and for good measure turns all the footwear into Dutch clogs*

*Wonders vaguely why the Komodo Warrior's clothes have turned to wool and clogs. Grabs the komodo's foot and uses its momentum to try and throw it into a wall.*

How come these guys keep attacking /me/?

*Looks around for any signs of the chameleon guy.*

*NYC becomes really uncomfortable*

*adds a rubber bondage face mask to NYC's ensemble for good measure *

*is very glad he's fallen down the hole and chooses the most sensible option by hiding behind a rock*

DD, I have a fried egg sandwich with the bread toasted on the inside here waiting for you. Do you want sauce on it?
*VB sticks into perfectly grilled Lincolnshire sausage and dips one end into the runny yolk of his egg. Egg drips off sausage onto vest*
Ohhh, heaven!
*Passes komodo dragon the salt for his boiled egg and soldiers.*

*heads to the cafe, not knowing quite why*

*Places 'perfect' fried egg sandwich next to empty place at table and tells Grubby Graham (the 6'8" ex all-in-wrestler proprietor who is standing watch as doorman) to let DD straight in. Bites end off eggy sausage. Helps komodo dragon to choose which marmalade to have with two feet high pile of toast.*

Itchy Itchy Itchy!!

(Hopping comicly, Redfox stuff's his guns into his leather Jacket, And acridly *poofs* into his old STUMPED Persona/outfit. for those of you who were not available during his previous tenure, this consists of a big, black robe in which you can no longer see his face. A Gigantic sword and double bladed sword hang from an x shaped bandolier on his back. He is a powerful elemental mage.)

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Well, well. Here we all are again.

(Pulls his 5' long, 5 inch wide sword from the sheath on his back. It begins to glow and crackle with electrical energy. He reaches out, and finding no other unoccupied opponents, begins to engage Dewey Demon)

*turns big black robe into a 70's era Kaftan with purple loon pants and a flower in Red Fox's hair for good measure*

*Borrows Red Foxes huge sword to spread marmalade on 14 slices of komodo dragon's toast simultaneously*
Cheers, RF!
*Hands sword back*

*As the Komodo Dragon Warriors have trained under every harsh condition imaginable, they don't even notice the sudden uniform change. They look at each other for a moment, and then attack Red Dog at exactly the same time*

*the Dewey Demon tries to duck under Red Fox's sword, figuring that an encounter between it and his date stamps is unlikely to end in intact date stamps*



*his left leg falls off and he falls over, as he had completely forgotten that he's still Bits 'n' Pieces Boy*



*rolls away from Red Fox while trying to re-attach leg*

[Darth Corrigible is now wearing the aforementioned outfits, with his Vader helmet on top.]

[Corrigible]

[A door opens, and the Keymaker looks out.]

[Keymaker] Whoops. [retreats, and shuts the door]

*turns the Komodo Dragons into Kimono Dragons and watches them struggle with the silk gowns which slows them down enough (aided by them lumbering around in clogs as well) for Red Dog to slip out of their way*

*runs past NYC and kicks him up the @rse enroute towards Affy*

*Not quite sure what to do.*

*Decides to give the L-Space generator another try, while nothing is attacking her at the moment.*

(Scratches head in wonderment at forgetfulness of heroes. Notes clothing, which probably makes him look "odd".)

Scandrea! You cannot escape my rath!

(Turns to face her and holds his glowing, lightning energy charged sword at the ready.)

*Wonders what rath is, but decides that RF meant wrath.*

*Puts L-Space generator down, and pulls out the Hero Dial, dials HERO, and becomes KARST GIRL!*

All right! A useful power!

*Causes a sinkhole to form beneath Red Fox!*