h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Hmmm... Hello!
I believe we've met before?
I'd like to sign up as a super hero, if that's possible?
what do I need to fill in?

The only thing you have to fill in is this Super Hero suit

*throws Justin a neutral spandex suit*

Boots and cape are optional accessories and all you have to do is think of a colour scheme and the suit will mold itself to your desires.

You''l have to think about your super power but if it helps the perks and handy tips and hints on being a Hero can be found in part 1 of the Choppers handbook at A665688

The The Laws of Heroic Cliches can be found in part 2 of the Choppers handbook at A771383. These are very handy in a fight - the very forces of physics, time, space and nature are on our side

Lastly you will find a HERO dial in your locker and the instructions can be found at A971471

Welcome aboard

*takes suit*
Thanks!

Now... Who exactly are we against?

Well we're pitted against STUMPED (A615340) and there's action at F47032"?thread=#p3407075

* arrives noisily, tripping over several things *

I want a suit! And a locker!

* he becomes impatient and puts on one of his own suits. It's his traditional superhero spandex suit design: black with yellow knee-high Wellington boots (which don't impair movement in any way whatsoever), yellow and excessively flambouyant wristbands, and yellow cape with large black polka dots. The overall look is finished off with a yellow band over the eyes (with eye holes in it), thus successfully concealing his identity from anyone who's had both eyes gouged out *

Is my assistance required anywhere?

* he strikes a heroic pose, fists on hips, chest thrust out, pelvic region prominently displayed *

(yes, I'm going very absurd for a while )

*strikes a similar pose, Legs akimbo, fists on hips, chest puffed out with a steely eyed gaze into the distance*

Fantastic outfit ...... but then again I've only recently recovered from a brief experience as fashion Victim Boy

Balck and yellow - very Superhero'ish

You'll need this - a HERO Dial -> A971471 - they come free with every membership.

This weeks mission board has two events on it .....

1. Fighting off an incursion by Skullock at F47032?thread=152285
2. A seek & capture mission on NYC Student which has descended several user levels (and into chaos) at F33125?thread=279398

Nice codpiece by the way !

Thanks! It's reinforced with carbon fibre.

It doesn't look like the Skullock incursion is particularly troublesome at the moment, so I'll just go bring some chaos to chaos.

* he looks around, spots a convenient hole in reality and dives through it *

Please, allow me to be the subject of my own introduction.My name is Freak. And I am funky.I can get down with myself at the drop of a hat. A small one or a big one, I'm that flexible. I am capable of ill advised things. I have been described by friends and enemies alike as "just plain wrong!" Indeed, I am the auther of The Book Of Wrong. I would like to offer my services to the forces of light. Because it is the right thing to do. I can cause distractions and talk REALLY LOUDLY FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ANY GIVEN TIME. PLease, consider my application.

I thank you.

El Freako Diablo

And by the way, I have recently tried to change my Nickname. I hope it works. Researcher 230944 was kinda lame.

Welcome to the guild of SuperHeroes El Freako Diablo

It's comforting to know of your abilities to talk REALLY LOUDLY as this proved to be very useful when Loud Lad was around. Curiously enough I'm also the Keeper of the ANNOYING HABIT OF WRITING ENTIRELY IN CAPITALS (part-time) A441596. Its a lousy job but someone has to do it

Still welcome aboard - here's you H.E.R.O Dial and the instructions for use are here -> A971471

I have brought my own suit too. Leather, rubber, pvc and crushed velvet. Surprisingly, it doesn't look remotely gay! And the girls love it. Well, I think they were girls... GWRAWAHA Yuck!
Do you have any special assignments for me? I can be quite useful when it comes to witty banter with darstardly villains. And I dance in a really silly way as to distract them when they are about to destroy the world, enabling a comrade to "Kirk" them!