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Scandrea Started conversation May 20, 2004
*A portal in L-space opens up, depositing the superheroes, mad scientist, and invisible villainess inside a disused lavatory that now contains some of the old CHOPPERS manuals. Unfortunately, as the generator has been damaged, it deposits them about a meter off the floor.*
Ooof!
*After recovering from the fall, Scandrea looks around.*
Did we make it?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 20, 2004
*swinging on the chain to the cistern*
I made it 
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Vestboy Posted May 20, 2004
Ooh, look at all the lovely stains! I feel like I'm at home.
*Gravity sets in*
Oof! Sorry, Scandrea!
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 20, 2004
*a muffled voice from under the rather heavy Tracer*
I'm here too!
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Vestboy Posted May 20, 2004
Good, I'm glad you're here. What good is a library without a librarian?
Er. As we're all in the library should WE be catalogued?
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 20, 2004
Only if we intend to loan ourselves out to borrowers... 
*still feels a bit fuzzy-headed*
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Scandrea Posted May 20, 2004
*Tracer hauls himself to his feet, and gets up off of DD's head.*
I'd rather not... *Notices something invisible making a dent in a pile of papers.* Erm... How many of us came through?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 20, 2004
[Yar] [hovering in the air] I'd say an extra personage.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 20, 2004
[Yar] [shrugs and lands] I'm a Jedi. I used the Force.
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Scandrea Posted May 20, 2004
*Leans forward, interested.*
Would you teach me?
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 21, 2004
Um, shouldn't we worry about the invisible personage? I don't think attempting to tie her up is a good idea, though, considering what happened last time...
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Vestboy Posted May 21, 2004
Could you hover closer to the door Yar? You're making me nervous dangling over my head like that.
I have a cunning plan.
*coughs cups hands round mouth to give a slight echo effect and puts on an announcer like voice*
Ladies and gentlemen. This is a Library announcement. Could invisible library users please position themselves under Yar Kramer. Thank you.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 21, 2004
Errrrrr just a thought but there are now six of us wedged in this small compact and bijou CHOOPERS toilet.
How are we going to open the inward opening door to get out ?
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Vestboy Posted May 21, 2004
Motivation! That's how! I'm about to give my vest a good scratch. Anyone who wants to have the olfactory sensation of a lifetime stay in this cramped, airless space with me.
*Fingernail hovers over super stain*
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 21, 2004
*backs away and hits head on cistern*
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Scandrea Posted May 21, 2004
*Grabs Vestboy's hand*
That's quite all right! I need no motivation. Yar, can you hover again? Maybe we can get some more room.
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Vestboy Posted May 21, 2004
You're holding my hand. Does this mean we're engaged? 
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 21, 2004
a CHOPPERS engagement! How exciting.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 21, 2004
*so excited puts a foot in the pan*
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- 1: Scandrea (May 20, 2004)
- 2: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 20, 2004)
- 3: Vestboy (May 20, 2004)
- 4: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 20, 2004)
- 5: Vestboy (May 20, 2004)
- 6: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 20, 2004)
- 7: Scandrea (May 20, 2004)
- 8: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 20, 2004)
- 9: Scandrea (May 20, 2004)
- 10: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 20, 2004)
- 11: Scandrea (May 20, 2004)
- 12: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 21, 2004)
- 13: Vestboy (May 21, 2004)
- 14: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 21, 2004)
- 15: Vestboy (May 21, 2004)
- 16: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 21, 2004)
- 17: Scandrea (May 21, 2004)
- 18: Vestboy (May 21, 2004)
- 19: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 21, 2004)
- 20: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 21, 2004)
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