h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A giant foot crashes through the wall from F43178?thread=275391 ,closely followed by a giant rushing torrent of water, carrying a bunch of super-heroes and some villians*

*spluttering and cursing, Corrupt's head pokes up above the water, and she glares at Justin with murderous rage*

*justins foot doesn't respond*
*head knocks another hole through the wall, higher up. soon, there is a giant man-shaped hole (like in the cartoons) in the wall*

*having just delivered an overhead smash to NYC with his tennis racket, CYN is washed into the thread, luckily riding some flotsam and jetsam so that he arrives in tip-top condition prepped up and ready for NYC*

*dives underwater again, headed for Justin's foot, dagger and all*

*takes a breath and heads back after Corrupt, but not without a little something in the back of his head wondering whether it might be better if she did stab him after that clumsiness*

*the Incredible Sulk floats in after the others, and selltes in a dry patch*

*looks at her hair, which is now in an awful; state*

*look at me. I mean, look! It's going to take *forever* to get clean and dry again. I mean come on... oh, darn you all.

*turns away, lower lip stuck out, and harrumphs loudly*

*NYC, blinded by a sweater held over his head in place with a destroyed tennis racket, falls back in to the water, flaying wildly at CYN, who is alas long gone by the time NYC notices the torrent has swept him into yet another abandoned U-space. He lifts the sopping wet sweater from its racket-necklace in time to notice CYN rather unscathed, except for the muss in his hair and the smell of goop. A flap of yellow rubber flutters onto NYC hair, which since now it isn't in the grip of the rubiks reality, turns back into a magic staff - which NYC subsequently uses in a rather non-magical method to brain CYN*

*ferret paddles into the forum, having a wonderful time*

*CYN eyes go wide when the staff hits him on the head and he pokes NYC in the eye, followed by NYC slapping his ears ...... the whole fight quickly degenerates into a 3 stooges type fight*

*justin shrinks back to normal size, and corrupt, who was aiming at his foot, missed by a good few inches or so.
the water suddenly disappears and justin's lightsaber is rightfully back in his hand again*

*Using his newly gotten lightsaber, justin swipes at corrupt, hitting the dagger*

does that mean the improbability field is gone?

*Ferret-paddles past RD (or CYN, whoever he is at current moment) and decides that his head looks like a fun spot to sit. She climbs up on his shoulder, then tries for the top of his head.*

*RD quickly discovers that the problem with a ferret trying to climb up on your head is that they have EXTREMELY SHARP AND POINTY CLAWS!!!!*

yeah, we left the field in the last thread... pity... I was having fun... I think it got mentioned somewhere before...

*watches the ferret on CYN's head turn back into sea*

*in mid-poke CYN suddenly feels a weight bearing down on his shoulders and he starts to stagger around the thread like a loose cannon*

*now sitting on CYN's shoulders. pulls a cowboy hat out of the Pocket-of-Destiny and waves it around her head*

YEEEEE-HAW, GIDDYAP, LIL' DOGGIE!

*starts running around thowing the odd buck in for good measure. For some reason this seems to be just like being back at his Ivy League college *

*still sulking at anyone and everyone, sticks her foot out as RD staggers backwards*

...and if you hadn't given me this stupid dial and posted that link I'd ave never gotten wet and I wouldn't be so boumin' miserable and I wouldn't be sat here sulking...

*continues swimming*

*on his third or forth lap of the thread CYN connects with the outstretched foot of Sergeant Mushroom and dives into the drink with sea ...... right on top of the frantically paddling Dewey Demon*

*NYC searches frantically for a camera*