h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shielded from the blast by the sunglasses*

*shouts* Oi! Stop it! All of you! Lunch Break!

*takes out wrapped sandwiches and a thermos of *

*glares at JJ*

Don't wanna lunch break. Wanna marker pen.

Fine

*Picks up Marker pen off the ground, and throws it to SM*

*Unwraps sandwiches, opens Thermos, takes out picnic rug and settles down*

That's better*

*dumps herself on the floor and starts drawing pictures on the wall, out of spite*

*realises she#s leaning on her HERO DIAL*

*absently dials backwards*

*there is a flash of light and returns to normal*

Thank goodness for that. I'm hungry. Why am I holding a marker pen?

Tsk, tsk, drawing on the walls. Most unheroic...

Have you got any sandwiches left, JJ?

*despondently surveys contents of Hero ration pack*

What have you got SM ?

I've got a ham and cheese sandwich and half a Vegimite sandwch if you want...

There must be some buffalo meat around here somewhere... We could have a BBQ!

*Picks up a nearby lump of meat which could or couldn't be buffalo*

Hey, Red Dog, can you set that gun to 'well done'?

*makes hand gestures to the sizable lump of meat*

[MaW] I've got a portable stove in here somewhere.

* he rummages in his coat pockets, finds one, and a small frying pan to go with it

[MaW] There you go

*sets dial-a-gun to "well done" and presses trigger. A wide angle laser beam instantly knocks a six inch hole in the middle of the pan and the slab of meat*

Ooops . you can have my Hero Rat-Pack - it's a left over from the reign of Uncle Heavy s it's a bit dodgy I'm afraid

Oh Well...

*Goes back to eating sandwiches*

Anyone else up for some vegimite?

*shudders*

[MaW] That was my frying pan!

* MaW phones up a mail-order frying pan supplier to order another one *

*NYC, dazed and upside down against the far wall, chuckles*

The heros, having defeated the villains at the moment, are finding their match in making lunch! I ought to bring in a sauce pan to my repetoire of weaponry...

*NYC slaps a small black hole on the floor and allows himself to ooze through*

We shall meet again! Haha!

* MaW loses his replacement frying pan to the black hole *

[MaW]

Oh Dear... He appears to have gone...
Ah! Look! *points at corrupt* There's another villain!
*goes back to eating lunch*

Watch out for your sarnies then !

*opens cupboard and hands MaW another frying pan*

*opens her cheese salad sarnies*

You guys never learn do you... if you talk nicely to the kitchen lady she'll always give you nice sarnies