h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*justin tries to figure out who he's fighting at the moment*

*comes up for air*

the student with the camera !

*goes down again*

Hmmm... *looks for student with a camera*

*sees NYC*

*runs at NYC with lightsaber*

*JJ gets to NYC, who prompts conks him over the head with the camera*

Trying turning the lightsaber ON, first!

owww... *groan*

*twitch*

*the lightsaber in the unconcious justins hands splutters to life, and starts twirling crazily around the floor, unable to be caught be anyone except it's now-unconcious master*

*the impact of CYN knocks loose the Dewey Demon's glasses*

I can't see a thing!

*begins fighting the nearest person*

*...which happens to be sea, who was bobbing complacently in the water next to him*

HEY!

*fights back*

*looks dangerously at NYC, lower lip still sticking out*

You'd better not bring that thing over here. I hate those things. Point it at me, and I'll throw it out of the window

Window? Where? *NYC hops out of the way of the rogue lightsabre*

*opens cupboard door, slamming it against the wall*

*janks out a window, which she flings at a wall... where it inextricably attaches itself as it'd never not been there*

THAT'S where!

*CYN surfaces for the 2nd time*

What lightsabre through yonder window breaks?

*oes down for the third and possibly final time*

*still fighting with David B, glances over at CYN's sinking figure*

Um, *thwapthwap* don't you think *smack* you should be saving *scratch* your friend?

*NYC's eyebrow raises at the 'thwapthwap'*

Oh, THAT window. Well? Let's see you try, miss uber-goth! Whatcha gonna do, write poetry that might actually depress me?

that was intended to be the sound of a slap and backhand in quick succession, Mister Dirty Mind...

*suddenly realizes that CYN is in perfect position for a good dunking, and since she's all for the annihilation of superheroes, swims over*

*reaches down, pulls up CYN's head, and smiles at him*

hi, i'm sea. i'll be your drowner today.

*pushes CYN back under*

how do you know that wasn't what I was thinking, Miss Expects the Worst in Others

you forget that i know you far too well, and you are DEFINITELY dirty-minded.

*NYC comes up for fighting stance with the Incredible SULK, when he's blindsided by a surprisingly tenacious - if slightly awkward - Dewey Demon*

Aww, for the love of--.. There you go!

*NYC pushes DD into SM*

takes one to know one, miss giggles and chains