Phew... that one has to go down in the record books I think.
The Post Christmas and New Year Party has finally ended, and we have had to drag ourselves back to our computers to edit this, the first Post of 2003. It lasted for days, the party did that is. We ordered enough food and drink for the entire Post team of contributors... but none of you turned up!!!
We have had some great articles in this week, there should be something to keep you all amused, or indeed bemused. I particularly liked the article about the one eyed farmer and the claustrophobic sheep, very interesting reading. Unfortunately Shazz thought the whole idea was a bit tasteless, so we had to place it in the 'Private Post Files', which are housed in the bottom of an unused lavatory, with a sign on the door saying, 'Beware of the Orange and Black Cat'.
Okay, I hear you cry, doesn't that cat ever shut up? Well indeed I do, and am going to do so right now, so you can get on to reading this weeks exciting, fun packed, bumper edition of your favourite h2g2 newspaper.
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OUCH!!! What's this pile of envelopes doing under my desk?!? They have names on... Pastey... Wowbagger... Awix... jwf... there's loads of them. The Party Invitations??? I wonder why they didn't get posted off... hmmm... shame... we had to eat and drink everything ourselves hey Shazz!!!
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