h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What about a psyhic psychiatrist psychilologist mutant. The old fashioned ones could have a choice of male or female and the psyhic psychiatrist psychilologist mutant could change gender to demand.

Sounds expensive, basically you want someone on the NHS!!!

With the new contract, you'd never get an appointment!

There is always the good old British, 'do nothing and the problem will solve itself' appraoch, it's a fairly successful approach!!!

We might then have to ask the psyhic psychiatrist psychologist from the Betelgeuse, Health Service to help us out. They will work for nothing, just along as we pay them in Gargleblasters.

Gargleblasters is an aphrodisiac that the Betelgeusen use to enhance their lives.

Don't BHS do clothes and lamps as well???

Yes they do cloths and lamps and they have a very good restaurant near the lamps and lampshade department. I have been to the childrens department for my clothes and I always go there for and I never tried the Gargleblaster aphrodisiac .

I don't know but it might explain the sweet taste of their tomato sauce!!!

For the revival of an old thread, I apologise.

But, what happened to the war?

It just kind of fizzled out. Let's see, the Vogons attacked and were beaten back. Then the Yuuzhan Vong attacked, but were defeated by the Replicators, who were beaten back. Then the Ewoks attacked, but were beaten back. Then we fought each other, after which nothing much happened.

And now this.

Ah right, I see. So, is anyone else left?

If you really care I think Terran has gone a guide entry about the war.

Is it shorter than the BLog?

I don't think it's been finished yet, I think he got up to the Tea Boy wars. I wondered what ever happened to the drinks trolley?

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Looks interesting, even though it's short. Has anyone considered changing the title of this thread, just to let everyone know that the war is, for all intensive purposes, over?

Is that good enough for you?

Well, yes, until war number 4

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That should shut down the Vogon attack if anything would.
You might also try changingits browser to thenew google one just for good measure

Yeah... well this was back in the day when fake wars against Vogon Constructor fleets were real fake wars against vogon constructor fleets, when men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri...

Wont see another war like this one... nope never...

Until the next one

*Waits in expectation of himself posting to this thread in about three years time, to tell myself nothing happened ... which sadly I've done before *

Yes, I remember back in the day when we had a read virtual cannoneer on the ship and we waged a real battle to regain his bowler. nothing like that happens here now.