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Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
F F Churchton Posted Feb 12, 2006
I tell you what, if we could get a gritter we could sweap victory!!!
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... Posted Feb 12, 2006
Well the local highways agency won't miss it as they never seem to use it
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Feb 13, 2006
*Steals many drip bags of saline solution and hooks them up to a water pistol attachment.*
This will teach those dirty vogons, even if it does rain.
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 16, 2006
Wait now what are we supposed to use if we get injured? Put those Saline Drip Packs back!
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Feb 16, 2006
Ah but if the Vogons attack in the rain, our defense will be in vain.
So choose, either face the black emptiness of space or tell me how good you thought my poem was.
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
F F Churchton Posted Feb 16, 2006
We have Brian Swell in a box if we get desperate...
Don't suppose anyone would know how long it would take to fill the vast emptiness of the universe with oxygen
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 16, 2006
Lady Admiral Ayeka It would take 42 days to fill the universe with oxygen but with laughing gas it would take 42 months.
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... Posted Feb 16, 2006
Use the laughing gas
Imagine how the vogons would react to that
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
F F Churchton Posted Feb 17, 2006
At the end of the day, it would'nt be the Vogons who would be floating aimlessly in space!!!
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 22, 2006
cheers to that!!! lets us the laughing gas!!
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
F F Churchton Posted Feb 22, 2006
How about 42% laughing gas, 42% Oxygen and the other 16% can be sort of dense perfume that smells nice and prevents you from exploding!!!
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Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... Posted Feb 22, 2006
Release the gas!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 23, 2006
Lady Admiral Ayeka I have got some dense strongly aromatic perfume from Debenhams. When whiff of it and it knocks you out.
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
F F Churchton Posted Feb 23, 2006
Next we have to think about the logistics...I prepose we build big extractor fans!!!
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... Posted Feb 23, 2006
That's easy I'm a mechanic
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Feb 24, 2006
An Extractor fan, that's easy.
There are photos of me as a young child, cuddling a corgi toy tractor as I slept.
Me, I'm an Ex-Tractor fan.
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
F F Churchton Posted Feb 24, 2006
I wondered who was going to make that joke first!!!
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 24, 2006
*rolls eyes*
Now now now, we have punishments for two things, vogon poetry and bad jokes 
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
F F Churchton Posted Feb 24, 2006
I just had a hoopy thought. We would need any of this gasous nonesense if we wipe out the Vogons once and for all.
Think of the number of chat show appearances that would get you ya!!!
Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons
Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... Posted Feb 24, 2006
A massive bombardment of conflicting paperwork with instructions to seek approval from your good self would stop them dead certainly
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- 2421: F F Churchton (Feb 12, 2006)
- 2422: Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... (Feb 12, 2006)
- 2423: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Feb 13, 2006)
- 2424: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 16, 2006)
- 2425: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Feb 16, 2006)
- 2426: F F Churchton (Feb 16, 2006)
- 2427: Reality Manipulator (Feb 16, 2006)
- 2428: Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... (Feb 16, 2006)
- 2429: F F Churchton (Feb 17, 2006)
- 2430: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 22, 2006)
- 2431: F F Churchton (Feb 22, 2006)
- 2432: Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... (Feb 22, 2006)
- 2433: Reality Manipulator (Feb 23, 2006)
- 2434: F F Churchton (Feb 23, 2006)
- 2435: Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... (Feb 23, 2006)
- 2436: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Feb 24, 2006)
- 2437: F F Churchton (Feb 24, 2006)
- 2438: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 24, 2006)
- 2439: F F Churchton (Feb 24, 2006)
- 2440: Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... (Feb 24, 2006)
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