h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hahahahahahahhaha well that works too!

I you can't beat them, join them....to the wall with super glue. Then beat them when they can't move.

That'll teach 'em for being wriggly wotsits.

hahahahaha that is the best of both world right there!

Well it depends on your type of Vogon, is it a sluggy book-Vogon or a mossy Easter Island head film-Vogon???

both?

Oh well, better get the salt guns ready then!!!

YAY!! I haven't used the salt guns in a long time!!!

*grabs the salt guns*

Their a bit rusty, better giev them a clean with Windermean!!!

Their a bit rusty, better give them a clean with Windermean!!!

*looks for the Windermean*

Where is it? I can't find it!

*Steps out of the shadows, dubiously putting the cap back on a bottle of Windowlene*

Here it is

I wanted Windermean not WIndowlene!

Weelllll, this is just as good, honest

I have been devising special anti-vogon heat seeking guided missilse. They are made of , and jelly-o. When they hit their target it will implode and set off recordings of the worst advert jingles and holographic images of what Trinny and Susan are prepared to do with the Vogons when they get their hands on them.

Can't we just stun them with the salt guns, glue them to a wall and them hit them with big sticks until they give up

It's a back up plan of mine, hopefully the salt guns will do the trick. It's been a very long time since I have been near a Vogon, the last I remember was 6 months ago where I was tortured with their poetry for not filling my forms in properly.

oh yeah I remember rescuing you from that!!

*wonders where he can hide large wooden club*

How many salt guns have you got

Quite a few although if it starts raining we might have to call the battle off!!!

Don't worry I can always 'borrow' my neighbours gazebo