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Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2381

Terran

Yes! And just think of the paper work!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2382

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

Exactly Sir!smiley - biggrin
And Vogons do that in triplicatesmiley - cheerssmiley - biggrinsmiley - cake


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2383

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

But a vogon wouldn't lift a finger to save its own grandmother from the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2384

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Ahh, but would he lift a finger to try and rectify the deliberate typo on page 7 paragraph 4 of the contract to demolish planet 9 in the Vogshere system?

Give it to him and see what happens.


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2385

F F Churchton

Got, we give him the 'Iraq's weapons of mass destruction' dossier. While he's pondering over that we drink up and make our exit!!!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2386

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

As You command Ma'am.

Good call by the waysmiley - biggrin


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2387

Reality Manipulator

Even then a Vogon would expect his grandmother to apply in writing to be rescued from the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal. Fill in several forms, make several telephone calls and be have to select about 15 different numbers before she is connected to her grandson that she is being eat by the ravenous bugblatter of traal.


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2388

Reality Manipulator

Their has been a Vogon attack in Essex with their bad poetry and threats of mini intergalatic highways.smiley - weird


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2389

Reality Manipulator

We could attack them with forms and make them fill in the same details about a 100 times whils strapped in a chair listening to our poetry and musical hall songs.

smiley - musicalnoteI do like to being beside the seaside, with the pom diddley pom pom.smiley - musicalnote


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2390

F F Churchton

Oh my, they've attack Essex...battle reports...£10 damage

This calls for immediate action, someone stick the kettle on!!!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2391

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Biscuits anyone?


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2392

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

I could acquire cake from the MotMV tea room and no one will noticesmiley - smiley


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2393

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

smiley - laugh


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2394

Reality Manipulator

I have got some Yorkshire tea bags and some toasted tea smiley - cake with unsalted butter and apricot (80% fruit) conserve.


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2395

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Do you have any of those Tunnocks Tea smiley - cakes AKA Munchmallows?


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2396

F F Churchton

Do you have any of those Kipling cakes with the cream & the jam in the middle???


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2397

Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil)

Funny how this has gone off topic!

*calls everyone to attention*

Now! Lets get some stuff situated!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2398

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Jam and fluffy marshmallow, yes. Mmmmm.

Finds the munchmallows "Situated" in the cupboard.


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2399

Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil)

*rolls eyes and sits down*

I guess If you can't beat 'em, then join 'em right?


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2400

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

NOOOO. If you can't beat 'em use a bigger stick!smiley - biggrin


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