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Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2441

Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil)

YES!!!! *grabs paperwork*


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2442

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

Why not add that all queries must be filled out on the yellow forms and then use every colour but yellow!!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2443

F F Churchton

Good idea

*Gets black paper an black pen and writes*:

To whom it may concern, this is not a circular. Go away you big nasty callous swines and take your pre-contempery culture with you otherwise we might have to do something. Something which may involve us being deemed unfashionable in these enlightened times. I ofcourse mean your untimely destruction. I enclose a number of death threats and our declearation of war.

Yours sincerely...

Ayeka (Adm)


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2444

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - cool


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2445

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

SssssssWhhhhhhhOooooooooSssssHhhhhh!

Noise doesn't travel in space so you have to make your own sound effects! smiley - winkeye


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2446

F F Churchton

What was that Quixote, Little Timmy has fallen into a blackhole!!!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2447

creachy

No point in trying to rescue him then, he'll either be completely compounded to nothingness, or dispersed to the point of nothingnesssmiley - smiley


Why am I smiling, that's a horrible thing to happensmiley - smiley...oh my Gods, I can't help itsmiley - smiley...arrrrggghhhhhh smiley - run


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2448

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

smiley - ermHas the Colonel been at the laughing gas?smiley - ermsmiley - laugh


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2449

Reality Manipulator

Another idea is to tax the Vogons on everything they do, ie thinking, eating, breathing and make them have several different types of id's and licences. Also give them the best of compuuter software that keeps on crashing and as well as being undated with junk mail and cold sales telephone calls asking if they want double glazing to be done.


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2450

F F Churchton

I think there is something in the Geneva convention about that...


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2451

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

smiley - winkeyeNot yet there isn'tsmiley - ok


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2452

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

The Geneva Convention - A new novel by Len Deighton! smiley - winkeye


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2453

F F Churchton

Oh well everyone to the phones, prepare to batten down the taxes!!!

smiley - pirate


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2454

Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things....

Aye aye Ma'amsmiley - winkeye


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2455

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Whoosh and zooom


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2456

F F Churchton

You ought to see a plumber about that!!!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2457

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Maybe a Psychiatrist would be more appropriate.

Pow papow pow.


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2458

F F Churchton

Actually a psychic is probabily a best bet!!!


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2459

Reality Manipulator

Male or female or both?


Vogons Attack 3 - The revenge of the Vogons

Post 2460

F F Churchton

I don't think spirtual beings are gender specific but there could be some right-wing old duffs who are set in their ways!!!


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