h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, HDS is not our ally in this instance. Foerget the fact that I offered aid then. Sorry dude.

*Craxus walks around inspecting some of the stuff in the mech lab 2.*

*Finds a rack of test tubes which say "Alien Test Sample"*

Sample of what? Do I want to know?

And what does it mean by "Alien"?

Too many questions and not enough answers!

Fine Isard, Lie their and be comatose for all i care...
::Floats off to Hanger 2::
Hello Craxy you miss me?

Didn't I shoot you?

No, techniccly Terran Killed me with a shot to the temple, I don't Know if you have noticed but im slightly transparent at the moment, you see, I'm dead...

Always a bit of a b*gger when that happens

*Craxus puts his hand through Ranmafreak's transparent stomach.*

Cool.........

Oh yes, Especially when I can't take revenge on the person who killed me..
But their are advantages to being a ghost, walking through walls, the ability to ::notices MJ12 commando standing in the distance:: posses... people...

~Scan Completed - Activating Mind~

Hello. Ah, I see you've rescued me. MJ12 procedure allows for a reward...

*Notices Jade and Craxus.*

~Identified as wounded - Allies(?) - Administer Aid~

Here, allow me to help you.

*The Commando places his hand on their wounds, and a bit of the black nanite shell swarms over their wounds, and retracts, the wounds healed...*

ohh, he healed all of you, dang so possesion wouldnt be the best option for me, id be a ghost again within 5 minutes...
Man I dont know if ill get a new body this time..

*Coughs up some blood, and spits out a few teeth, while the cracking noise in his arms is getting worse*

Hi, I'm Terran! So would you be able to help us exit this place?

::Floats over to MJ12::
My, my what a fine soilder... how come i never got these guys as backup, all i ever got were the Regulars...

*Craxus thanks the Commando.*

Thank you MJ12 Commando do you havea name?

Still on the blink about where Marshal and I are supposed to be.

I think you two are in the first mech lab.

[to Ranmafreak] the room is full of them, and they aren't really doing anything just now, so possess away.

to Jade: I't ok, you're in a different hanger anyway, saddly one of us may need to kill the other

*Isard remains on the ground, struggling to get a patch of synth flesh out of his pack to cover some of his more leaky wounds. Isard finally does cover up the wounds, but that doesn't stop the pain so he takes a few swigs from a flask of taquila, to dull the pain.*

::hearing Isard floats back to his position::
Any one eh? Hmm this on looks Loaded
::The Soilder screams for a second as hes is possesed, but eventuall Zophyhk takes control::
Ahh feels to good to be real again, hey look body armor! Oh wow an assult rifle! Wow all these weapons...
C'mon Isard, I have a feww people to thank...

*Fred catches up with the group, severely burned from the Napalm attack, he sneaks behind the possessed soldier and pulls out, a model of a fridge.*

This is the worst thing I've ever tried to use for the purposes of exorcism, oh well. You don't happen to have any holy water I could borrow do you?

No, can say that I do, But I do have a present for you
::Swinging his rifle like a baseball bat Zophyk Hits Fred Square in the head, sending him and the frideg to the ground::