h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::After requseting bounty pardon, Zophyk enters hanger two and sees, in the distance, Terran looking in the tube::
oh no, They have found it
::hides behind a trash can to watch the procedings, gun drawn::

*She turns to Terran, holding defensive pose*

D'you think it's... friendly...?

::to himself, still hiding behind a trash can::
Man i hate those things, creep me out they do...

*Shrugs shoulders*

Mmm... well its not done anything harmful yet. Maybe we should get some more help off Daedelus.

Daedelus : Would you be able to tell us anything about this thing? Like Is it friendly? Can we control it? And what can it do to us if we can't

*Jade's supersonic elven hearing catches the tail end of Ranmahreaf's comment. She walks slowly backward to the trash can in what she believes to be an unobtrusive manner.*

More importantly, D, may I call it Charlie?

*Jade reaches the trash can and plunges her hand back behind it. She gains purchase on Ranmafreak's shirtcollar and hauls him up by it.*

*To Ranmafreak* Do not struggle. I know of pressure points that could make you ore for weeks. The human body is so very fragile, you see. *she grins with inhuman beauty and a hint of terror-inducing... scarriness. Yes. That's the word I was looking for. Scarriness.*

We have company, Terran. Shall I dispose of it or intvite it to tea...?

I've lost track of where Marshal and I are.

* in a dark corner, there is a strange flickering of shadow, as if the shadows had taken form and moulded themselves into a humanoid form. It steps from the corner, still shrouded in shadow, the floor beneath its feet glistening with frost. It sneaks up behind Ramnafreak and taps him on the shoulder, leaving a small patch of ice on his clothes *

[MaW] Hello! Nice to see you again. Not!

* he looks up at Jade *

[MaW] Oh, hi again Jade. See this body I got lumbered with this time? Clearly the sorceress who gave me that knife had a very twisted sense of humour. Still, it's better than lying around bleeding to death I suppose. And very dramatic.

Jade: *looks at Ranma in disgust* It isn't bleeding, is it...? Uuugh. These robes are dry-clean only...! Oh, and if its any consolation to you, I think I can do something about that body of yours (in the anarchy thread) if only you'll let me.

well it would IF I WERE HUMAN!
::Squirms around attemptingg to break free of Jade's grasp, succeding at nothing but losing all the change in his pocket...::
By Grabid's Koi!, Your alot stronger than I imagined... uhhg, hello MaW...

*Looks at MaW then at RanmaFreak. And does a double take*

You look eerily similar...

*Jade tightens her grip*

What, you thought that just because I am an elf maiden of equisite beauty I'd be weak? Well you thought wrong, humanoid... thing. And by the by, you wouldn't have lost all your pocket money if you had simply listened to me. That's the troble wiht males; they never listen to the stronger sex of the species. *She grins once again*

Jade: Don't let that fool you, Terran. This Ranma-fellow is absolute... well he's definitely nasty. Look at how much of his blood he's leaked out onto my robes...! Do you have anything for me to bind him with...?

equisite beauty? By Janjumpers Platypus, you people are conceited.. Go ahead, kill me, I dont mind... Ive gotten over my emotional weekness i had in the factory district...

C'mon with the binding, ive been bout twice already...

*Craxus walks over to Jade to get her back.*

To get me back for what...? Oh you mean you "have my back." How nice of you.

*Jade blnks blankly at the insolent humanoid hanging from her hand* Speak no more or I shall crush your skull. My beauty is apparently of enough renoun to get it tacked onto my bounty. Heh. Go, look on it yourself.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A899634

You say it Jade, but look at my bounty hehe.

Yeah all you have Jade is (supposedly) Beauty, you arnt even enough of a criminal to Break One million, Your not even at 500 grand...