h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What can I say? I fly under the radar most times... *She grins*

Now then. *She tightens her grip a bit more, which brings it incredibly close to choking.* Do you have anything interesting to tell us, or shall I start in on those pressure points I mentioned earlier...?

*Craxus aims his gun at Agent Zopyhk.*

Takes that back, in fact shut up.

*Craxus shoots Agent Zopyhk in the leg.*

Oh Craxy, be gentle with him. I can handle him. And besides that, it's quite obvious that he doesn't know any better.

:: in the emotional moment pulls out gun, tuns and shoots Jade at point Blank range, she drops him, and Zophyk Crumples on his Shot out leg::

*Craxus shoots Zopyhk other leg.*

Ya, I know me either. I just don't know when to stop shooting .

*Shocked at what has just happened to Jade*

I warned you.

*Fires at RanmaFreaks Temple*

*Craxus fires at Zopyhk's arm.*

You know this is kinda fun.

Oh D****t, not again...
::Falls face forward, body disintigrates as it hits the ground, a sound is heard from a far away tube::

*Jade cries out in pain and falls to the floor near Ranmafreak. Her robes on her left shoulder are shining scarlet now. She notices, but pays that no heed, grabbing onto Ranma's neck once more with her right arm (The unwounded one) and squeezing tight, with the full intention of choking.*

Jade: Try a stunt like that again and I swear on the blood of Numenor you shall regret it. Craxus! Worry not of me! Take his gun.

Oh! Nevermind that then. Grah.

*Jade cluthches her left shoulder. Her robes on top of which are quickly growing more and more red.*

*Craxus walks over and grabs Ranmafreak's gun.*

Now you arn't armed.

*Craxus takes a paralizing needle from a poutch. Craxus then pierces the back of Ranmafreak's neck. Craxus grabs some wires and hog ties Ranmafreak.*

*Bandages Jade*

Hows that?

Thank you... It's fine, I'll manage for now... I just won't be able to do much with it until we get back to base...

*Craxus points to his chest plate and arms.*

Well look at me.

*You notice Craxus' armor shot up by lots of bullet holes.*

I'm fine for now, but if we don't hurry up I might have a problem.

*Turns attention back to Commando*

Well it seem harmless enough for now. Is there anything else in here that could be of any use?

*Jade sighs and fishes out her cell with her right hand. She speedials Dædalus with her thumb and puts the cell to her ear.*

D, darling, I'm certain you know of our current plight. What do you suggest?

*Isard wakes up, and looks at the commandos, who are doing nothing*

Can I get a medic here or not?!

Jade: If you shut your mouth for a moment I might be persuaded to do something for you. *She walks over you him* Where is it that you have pain?

Mystrunner, did I kill one of them?

::Appears befor Isard, only looking slightly... transparent::
Listen Inspector, Ive been killed...again.. put please dont pry into that.. Id suggest getting to the Hanger as the Rebels are near death, oh and Do you know of a Commando I could, say, Posses? Preferably one witha a lot of Armor and Weapons?