h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Glances away from Munckin, who she is seriously thinking of throwing (reviving ) water over, and realises...*

OH MY GOD I GOT ONE!!!

*Starts over excitedly firing in all directions*

*Was slowly backing away from Snidely when he drops.*

Thanks, Caer. I owe you one.

*Takes a moment to assess the current situation.*

Sol You owe Sol.

*The Ape and the Indian run into the jail.*

*voice from Odra's pack 'cheetos?'*

Indeed, I do, Sol. Thank you very much. I'd be pleased to buy you a drink if we ever get inside that saloon. Otherwise, I'll take care of the debt back at the Atelier.

*just as Reb is about to finish off Munchkin the quarter horse, becoming increasingly agitated about Styx, suddenly rears up and pitches Reb off his saddle and into the dust - unfortunately his right boot remains caught in it’s stirrup. Baccy is now seriously spooked and bolts off down Main Street dragging an unconscious, or dead, Rebjello spreadeagled behind her. She gallops clean out of town and out of sight in a cloud of dust*

*ducks down below the the windowcill to reload and generally get her breath back*

Oooooh rash promise, Witty. I drink a lot when I get rid of the parasol

soooooooooooooo lost between threads.... oy vey!

*since her prisoner has seemingly escaped, sea dismounts and ties up her horse. she then starts creeping along the buildings toward the corral*

Styx!!!! Is Styx still on that horse that just rode off?

*A double shotgun blast is heard from inside the saloon. A few minutes later smoke starts billowing out the door. An Ape comes running out.*

OOOOOK! [THE SALOON IS ON FIRE!]

*is nearly run over by disgruntled ape, as she is lying on the floor*

aieeeee!!!!

*curls up in a ball, trying to protect vital organs*

/* Imagines Titania shooting flaming arrows at several red-shirted extras, all of which hit. */

Good shooting, T!

/* Pulls his stapler out from his belt and doesn't notice when it accidentally knocks loose the manual into the middle of the street. Fires several staples into the building where the Sunjello Kid is */

*continues loosing off bolts, hoping she is hitting something, or at the very least providing covering fire*

This is quite fun!

*grabs a frying pan, jumps out of the coach and starts battering any jello that comes in range*

Wooooo Hooooo!!!

*Sees an ape, trampling, as she thinks, sea...*

OI!

*shoots at ape... looks up*

The Saloon is on fire!!

*One of Caerwyn's bolt hits a rather large jello on the roof of the City Hall. BigHossJello does a slow pirrouette, then topples from the roof. There is a wet smack as he hits the ground and splatters all over the street.

The footing on the street becomes treacherous.*

*crawls out of trampling range, catches breath*

*crawls toward the corral, and looks for a back way in*

*now covered in jello*

Look! There's Zeppo!

/* Points at Zeppo who is jumping out of a second story window with Amy and her DragonFlyBot in his mouth. He runs a considerable distance from the building, drops Amy and barks furiously at the posse before heading towards the road out of town, where stops and barks again. */

I think he's trying to tell us something.

*A horse bursts out of one of the buildings of the NG Corral and gallops into the street. It almost loses it's footing in the jello, but recovers and gallops down the centre of the street. Butch swings one leg over the saddle, so that he has only one foot in the stirrup. He leans down and scoops up the manual as he rides by. He gets back into the saddle and gallops off the road out of town.*

Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaa!