h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Having made ready a huge tin bath full of steaming hot water, Sol opens her carpet bag, takes out various sweet smelling ungents and tips them in.

She rummages around a bit more and comes up with two thick, but hardly heavy books, and prepares to enjoy a very long relaxing soak. She'll spare you the details.*

*enters staggering under a lerge pan of steaming water, pours into the bath in the next cubicle, throws in a handful of dried lavender found in the store, removes clothing and clambers into the bath*

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, wonderful!

*Splashing sounds*

You ain't wrong!!

*enters with pan of hot water and takes third cubicle*

you guys sure have good ideas...

*undresses and climbs into bath*

*Splish Splosh*

Do we sing now?

We are sailing, we are sailing over the sea, da da daaa da, da da daaa da, dee dee deeee......

... stormy waters dum de dum da dum de de

Row, row, row your tub, gently through Peta Gulch...
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Does anyone else smell mulch?

It so nice to be clean again!

I had better go and see how the chili is doing.

*climbs out of the bath, dries off on her hootoo towel, finds a clean set of clothing in an interdimensional pocket, dresses and goes to the store*

*submerges to rinse hair and face*

*climbs out of tub and dries off*

that was lovely.

*puts on clean clothes, towels hair, goes back out to the store*

*enters with more hot water, fills a tub, undresses and climbs into bath*

Aaaahhhhh...

*Tests the bath water, which is still warm, stips off her jeans, shirt and sneakers and sinks into the water.*

Ahhhh, a little bit of heaven.

*Sighs contentedly, and reaches for the extra pan of water she left for her hair.

Having throughly shampooed out all the grit and dirt, gets out of the bath, rumages around till she comes up with some clean clothes, gets dressed and goes in search of chilli*

See you later guys!

*rumble*



I'd better get going, before my tummie starts roaring...

*gets out of long refreshing bath, wipes dry, dresses and goes to find herself some chilli*

I'm right behind you. It's time we give the guys a turn.

*Towels off, dresses and heads back into the store following the aroma of chili.*