h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I swung my rapier

*with a small precice movement in the fingers, Sir DD swivels his sword aorund Chronos's (s'called "taking the blade" epee move) and lunges at Chronos's knee, Chronos's blade being trapped pointing out to one side. One might jump back from a fencer doing this move, or possibly try to struggle with your opponant, seeing if you could take his blade in return and stab him instead*

just for your information my sword is a six foot long broadsword not a epee, foil, or raipar-sp?, and i'm wearing armor

*chronos sends his right foot t'wards Sir DD's chest*

*pulls out a very mean looking bastard sword and attacks Chronos from behind*

*with a deft flick of the rist sends a magnesium flare card at chronos's six-foot long broadsword converting it into a three-foot long short sword*

destroying other peoples weapons is not very nice,but i have a forge so i can fix it. But I don't see how you figure burning magnesium will cut right through everything

So its a three on one is it?

*quickly brings shortened sword behind him to block Ralphs attack, while flinging the broken part of his sword at TT's waist with left hand*

Truth is, magnesium doesn't burn all that hot. I know. I work with it... but anyway, you can't simply tell people that their sword is now gone... that'd be like me saying I just tore off all your armour, or broke your legs. Try not to determine your own action's effects on others.

It's more fun for both parties to decide.

*The ice cracks beneath their feet, and Mystrunner soars out in a spray of ice water. He lands gently, and slopes off to one side to watch, cracks jutting through the ice all around.*

Chronos is right! From now on, I'm on his side!
*throws a cartoon-style bomb at TT*
Catch!

*The cracks in the ice grow wider, becoming small ravines leading into icy doom.*

*balances on the edge of the crack*
Hey, Chronos! Any help you could give me would be, well, helpfull!

sorry i havent been posting i spent a week in the land without internet, my parents house

*pulls ralph away from the icey chasm*

maybe time travler fell in?

*from the icy water flies a sopping wet scarf which swings up and wraps round chronos' legs with a loud slap.*

*A bedragled Time Traveller hauls himself out of the water, looks menicingly at Ralf, sticks his hands in the pockets of his coats and pulls out with a flourish, a large amount of mushy pulp that could have once been a couple of packs of playing cards.*

Damn!

*Chronos walks over to where the tip of his sword is and puts it in his pack*

your gonna get hypothermia, here

*Chronos tosses Time travler a blanket from his pack*

*takes blanket*

Th-th-th-ankss-s-s-s-s

*shivers*

*hands TT a thermos flask with a hot drink*

Let's (hic) get to the (hic) Time-Warp bar to get (hic) warmed up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F121402?thread=278835&post=3491184#p3491184

Good idea!

yeah lets go

See you guys there!