h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Draws out rapier and dagger*

en garde!

*stumbles in after being bodily thrown in by Mystrunner*

Draw your sword and fight!

what is happening here, why am i being accosted?

Be cause I'm drunk and you chucked down a glove.

*lunges to Galen's left flank using Rapier*

**

*draws a rapier on a peice of paper*

is that what you want?

*peirces rapier drawing, and rips it aside.*

Get out your sword and defend yourself!

*removes sword from scabbard and neatly uses it to take DrunkenDeath's rapier from his grasp*

*Galen is now armed with a sword and rapier*

en gaurd to you!

(I'll let that pass, but normaly there has to be a clash of blades before one can disarm, and you must describe HOW)

*Jumps back swinging up foot kicking Galen's dagger out hand. Deftly catches dagger, and falls on back, all at once.*

(or rapier, whatever you had in your left hand is now in mine)

*dives for cover to collect wits*

*puts away dagger and swigs at hip-flask whilst walking menacingly towards Galen*

* ambles onto the edge of the field to watch whilst waiting to continue own duel *

" just looking. question, why must there be a clash of blades before you disarm your opponent? The idea of fighting is surely to keep out of reach of any weapons that are being brandished in your direction, and if you can get hold of them before they hit you, so much the better."

" Good luck Galen "

thanks for the good luck wish

*rolls out of the bushes he was hiding from while Drunk was still drinking*

*stays low and comes for his waist*

*absentmindedly flicks down Rapier onto Galen's sword, presses the advantage with a preasure attack and punches Galen in the face.*

The point of there being a clash of blades is that it's prefrable for your opponant to hit your sword rather than you, and also there's a really cool bit on the guard of my rapier that traps opponent's blades and you can then dissarm them.

*grabs Drunk's ankel from the ground and pulls, upseting his ballance, throwing him crashing to the ground*

*punches Galen with the METAL GUARD of his rapier*

*picks himself up*

*Galen comes round*

back in the land of the living? Good, prepare to die!