h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*As the blade connects, Mystrunner swears, switches hands, and catches the rapier in the sword-breaker's tines. With a flick of the wrist, the rapier breaks, just above the hilt. Staggering back and tying a bit of cloak around his arm, Mystrunner drops the sword breaker.*

One weapon to a man. You may take my other katana. I will not strike you if you do. You have my word.

I dont do other swords, I do rapiers

*jumps to one side, rols and grabs dagger. Swears at pain in knee.*


*gets up*

*Sir DrunkenDeath is now armed with a foot long dagger and the ugliest knuckle duster known to mankind*

Any good a weilding a sword with your left hand are you?

You don't live long in my trade without being very dexterous.

The same aplies in some respects to me

*Pushes Mystrunners blade to one side with dagger and deals him a grizly punch with Rapier guard*

*Mystrunner falls on the ground, if not fully unconciouse, certainly not fully conciouse. His grip on his sword has lessened a considerable bit*

Surrender?

*Shakes head*

My heart isn't in this fight. I will offer a draw.

*puts dagger in right hand, takes off left gauntlet with right hand and extends left hand to be shook (as is traditional)*

for now at least...

You're welcome to my office for a quick drink and buiscuits. How about it?

great idea