A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
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Batty_ACE Started conversation Mar 7, 2002
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Tail's Sacramental Bar. All are welcome, members or not. However we do request that nonmembers honor the ways of the Holy Tail, which simply stated means - PARTY!! 
Come on in, order a 
, 
, 
or 
from one of the waitdrones. Perhaps sit at the bar and confess to the robotic bartender (though we cannot guarantee he won't tell everyone on hootoo when you're not around
).
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Mar 7, 2002
::rigs up a hottub with wheels and whatnot, then rolls it into the Bar::
Hey there!
A please. 
Where are all the girls? 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 8, 2002
*Comes in, still singing Nickelback* 
These five words in my head
Scream 'are we having fun yet?'! please! And lots of it!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Mar 8, 2002
Was that Disco music Wargamer? No, I didn't think so, stick to the sacred tunes dude
Now will someone get me a for the love of Tail! I've just finished updating the main page, and now I've evidently got to do it again 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 8, 2002
What's wrong with me singing Nickelback? Would you rather I sung Feeder?
Wakin' up at twelve
In my clothes again...
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 8, 2002
*walks in and engages the robot bartender and wait drones then runs around making sure all is well stocked*
'ning all! 
*orders a 
with a good splash of Irish Cream and sits down*
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 8, 2002
...Feel my head explode
From a night of gin
Another night out late...
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 8, 2002
*Orders and downs fifteen s in quick succession*
I'm a happy boy! 
*Collapses in a happy, drunken heap on the floor.
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 8, 2002
*orders one of the wait drones to sweep up Wargamer and put him in the 'nap room'*
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 8, 2002
Just stop one of the robot waiters as they go by. You can go to the bar and chat with the robot bartender however it doubles as a confessional so there's a 3 drink minimum.
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 8, 2002
I'm trying to organize a Hootoo Pub Crawl. I've added the suggestion on Abi's Community Pages... chime in and spread the word as well! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F24942?thread=170905
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Mar 9, 2002
::grabs Batty and drags her into the hot tub::
Hello!
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 9, 2002
*tumbles into the hot tub and surfaces, soaked and more than a little stunned * hello Joe!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Mar 10, 2002
I keep getting told to go on this virtual pub crawl, but I've just got back from a 2 day RL one, so I may have to wait a bit, okay?
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 11, 2002
Fine - you wait, and in the meantime we'll work on making you feel better *proceeds to give him a nice long back rub, with a lot of "ahhh"ing and "oooh"ing coming from PS*
Feel better now?
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- 1: Batty_ACE (Mar 7, 2002)
- 2: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Mar 7, 2002)
- 3: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 8, 2002)
- 4: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Mar 8, 2002)
- 5: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 8, 2002)
- 6: Batty_ACE (Mar 8, 2002)
- 7: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 8, 2002)
- 8: Galen (Mar 8, 2002)
- 9: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 8, 2002)
- 10: Batty_ACE (Mar 8, 2002)
- 11: Galen (Mar 8, 2002)
- 12: Batty_ACE (Mar 8, 2002)
- 13: Batty_ACE (Mar 8, 2002)
- 14: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Mar 9, 2002)
- 15: Batty_ACE (Mar 9, 2002)
- 16: Galen (Mar 10, 2002)
- 17: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 10, 2002)
- 18: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Mar 10, 2002)
- 19: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Mar 11, 2002)
- 20: Galen (Mar 11, 2002)
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