A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack

The Sacramental Bar

Post 21

Batty_ACE

Which Virtual Pub Crawl? Mine isn't going to be for a few weeks. I want to compile a list of pubs (which I have) then give it plenty of lead time so we can get lots of people participating.


The Sacramental Bar

Post 22

Batty_ACE

*ahem*

I've compiled the first list of pubs for the Hootoo Pub Crawl and set a date/time for April 6, 2002 starting at 1500 GMT. There is a list of pubs participating and when each will be visited. Each pub will get a 60 minute *ahem* invasion.

Anyone with 'advertising space' in their name I'd be delighted to get some free press. The page is at A707465. Hopefully this will be successful and lead to more such events.


The Sacramental Bar

Post 23

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

smiley - erm I keep running into that ad today Bats, it's very nice.
Oh, and Galen, no offence, but I prefer getting rubbed by Michele if it's all the same smiley - ok


The Sacramental Bar

Post 24

Batty_ACE

What can I say. I had to advertise... smiley - erm

So you prefer Michele, eh? I'll remember that smiley - crosssmiley - nahnah

*flounces off in a huff, tail twitching*


The Sacramental Bar

Post 25

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

*aside to PS* You know - she could do that flounce a bit better if she were wearing a floopy dress... *aside to PS*

I don't think that's what he meant Batty - I think he meant that he prefers to be rubbed by women and not by men... However he is a cross-dressing rodent - so what the heck do I know about what his meaning was?! smiley - huh


The Sacramental Bar

Post 26

Batty_ACE

*goes off to a corner to pout and practice her flouncing*


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Post 27

Galen

thats smiley - ok PS, it is just that that is my post. what i really think is that she should have asked me firstsmiley - winkeye

whatever, got to gosmiley - run


The Sacramental Bar

Post 28

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

*Wakes up covered in beer.*
Wha? What did I miss?


The Sacramental Bar

Post 29

Batty_ACE

nothin Boo... have another smiley - ale


The Sacramental Bar

Post 30

Galen

nothing...

smiley - ermi think


The Sacramental Bar

Post 31

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

AH! NO! BEER BAD!! BEER BAD!!!! smiley - yikessmiley - hangover


The Sacramental Bar

Post 32

Batty_ACE

then try a smiley - hotdog.. a little dog of the hair that bit you... to soak up all the smiley - ale


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Post 33

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

*Begins to gibber*
But... me /like/ beer... But beer hurt me... What do I do!? smiley - wah


The Sacramental Bar

Post 34

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

I know just the thing! (smiley - runs to the HOH, is gone for a few minutes smiley - runs back) Okay War dear - come with me!
*drags him into the HOH where she promptly deposits him into the jacuzzi - which is filled with... whipped cream!*

I know this is a little unconventional (by what standards?) - but nothing makes you feel better quicker than a long soak in a tub full of whipped cream! smiley - ok Now you just sit here and relax, I'll make sure no-one bothers you!

*plops a maraschino cherry on his head and closes the door behind her*


The Sacramental Bar

Post 35

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

*Sits staring at the far wall with a...
smiley - erm
...sorta' expression on his face*


The Sacramental Bar

Post 36

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Heads back out to the Temple commons area - leaving Wargamer to soak his soon-to-be-hangover away.

I think he'll be feeling much better in about a half an hour! smiley - biggrin


Soaking...

Post 37

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

*smiley - erm*


Soaking...

Post 38

Batty_ACE

smiley - erm and I was just going to suggest a smiley - batini...


The penny drops

Post 39

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?!?!? smiley - yikes Where am I? Why am I here? Forget all that, WHERE'S THE BEER!?!?!?
*Dives out of the jaquuzi and begins to down smiley - ale like a world record holder...*


The penny drops

Post 40

Batty_ACE

*leads Wargamer back to the jacuzzi*
Now you stay in here til Michele tells you otherwise. She is the Church healer, you know. smiley - smiley
*runs an smiley - ale IV for Wargamer so he doesn't start to jones*


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