h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

goodbye HOH... goodbye bar... goodbye robots...

What's happened? Did I miss something spectacularly interesting?

*wonders the same*

Alright who put the funny pills in Michele's this morning? Michele only the OLD HoH is leaving (per your tizzy, might I add ) so you can create a new one. The goodies are being moved into the Sacramental Bar for use here.

*gets a brilliant idea and slips a <pill> in Michele's

good idea, is there an anti-PMS pill?

Cyanide

oooohhh....

*grabs the squirrel in a wrestling hold - quickly and efficiently duct tapes his tail to the side of his head*

*looks at the squirrel and the potential damage from de-taping him*
guess I better order some of that spray-on hair stuff...

now that is not very nice

s'only a little joke Don't take it so personally
*breathes huge sigh of relief at being plastic*

Wasn't it quite obvious I was on the edge? Did you not see me teetering on the brink? Have you learned nothing today???

s at how PS looks with his tail taped to his head...

*Feels much better this evening as she sees the uncomfortable look on the Financial dweebs face after his "spiked coffee" has had a couple of hours to "percolate". Thinks to herself that he probably won't enjoy his flight home nearly as much as he thought he would! *

*Gently steers the taped squirrel towards the "emergency" room* I've got just the healing salve to remove that tape from your fur whilst not removing the fur from the squirrel! First a little soak in a tub filled with warm pasta and olive oil (I love the way the noodles squish between your toes - don't you?)Then on to the examination table and a delicate application of hybiscus flower oil and room temperature carbonated soda (the bubbles tickle!) Then maybe a pineapple-pear rub ending up with heavy breathing into the stethoscope. Yup - I think that's just what the doctor ordered!

*watches Michele steer a nervous looking rodent toward the hospital*
tub with pasta and olive oil? except wouldn't you end up picking pasta out of your (you fill in the ) for ages after that?

It's worth picking pasta out of your EARS (re-arrange the spelling if you like) for ages, that sounds like my kind of evening

No - I use large elbow macaroni - "al dente" so that it's not overcooked! (You don't want your pasto overcooked - then it's like paste and really is a mess to get out of fur!) This way the pasta stays in whole pieces, and they don't "stick" so you are unlikely to find any behind your ear (or in worse places) later on in the day....

Only the best at the Feel Good Hospital!

Hooray! Thats the thing for me

*makes a reservation for some time in the pasta tub followed by a nice basting in clarified mango butter*

ohhh, mango butter!!

sounds nice, may i join you for the basting batty?

*breezes in and starts to tidy up the bar, while the wait robots carry in cases of Chinaco Gold tequila, a variety of , , and s*

Just put that over there boys *points to the closet near the hot tub*

*plugs the robot bartender back in to make sure he's fully charged for the pub crawl*

Hold on there Batty! I know this isn't you, cause you are stuck in the pasta tub full of marshmallow fluff over at the hospital!

(dum-de-dum-dum-daaaaaah)

So therefore you must be an imposter! You must be the evil twin Batty that was created by the evil genious Wargamer to kill off all of the good characters in his video games...

Unhand that tequilla you villain!