A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
derbyshirelad Started conversation Aug 11, 2005
Verily , my brethern and sisteren (as Kipling said), this is enough to raise the very Venerable Bede himself. As to a poor, squirreless sinner, I can only say.............yes, Yes, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Batty_ACE Posted Aug 11, 2005
Welcome!!! 
Unfortunately we are temporarily out of synthetic rodents but our most charming, 
among other things, interim high priest, Cal Fortuneswell is filling that void rather nicely. 
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 12, 2005
*waves*
I'm very good a filling voids
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
derbyshirelad Posted Aug 12, 2005
Oh, dear! I have been having a very bad time, recently.......lots of trembling and quivering. Withdrawal symptoms, you know. I've only just come back from a VFA meeting (Void Fillers Anonymous, that is).
It is very hard when you have to stand up in front of everyone say, 'My name is McGlurk, and it is 21 days since I had a squirrel..........
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 12, 2005
there there *pats you on the back*
Remember Be strong
Miss Batty my take pity on you and let you stroke the holy tail
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
derbyshirelad Posted Aug 12, 2005
Holy Tail? Holy TAIL?
Damn, I'd just pawned my ex-mother-in-law, again (she likes being pawned, I think - or is that pawed?) and bought all this nice shiny armour, and a HUGE sword. I'd even put a deposit down on a second-hand Clydesdale.....I thought you said Holy GRAIL!!! I was just about to go off on my annual holy quest into the wilds of the Peak District.
Oh well, I'll just have to settle for a glimpse of the Holy Tail instead!
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 12, 2005
and beileve me it's well worth it
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Batty_ACE Posted Aug 12, 2005
*starts to twitch the HT at the thought of Cal and DL stroking it*
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
derbyshirelad Posted Aug 12, 2005
Arggh! I'm gonna get me some squirrel !!!!!!!
*starts simultaneously quivering and drooling....a hopelessly addicted case*
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Batty_ACE Posted Aug 13, 2005
I aint no skwirl! Just a redheaded 
with a 
posterior.. 
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
derbyshirelad Posted Aug 13, 2005
Ooooooohh! A posterior!!!Oooooooooo
*bows low before the Holy Tail, in reverence; offers up a fervent prayer that the revered HT be maintained in excellent condition and fine working order*
Be advised that I have asked the highly skilled (if somewhat wasted) chemists at McGlurk's Turpentine and Aphrodisiac Distillery if they can produce a small batch of Holy Tail Conditioner..............
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Batty_ACE Posted Aug 13, 2005
Ooh! Lovely! Especially since it's been ages since the McLurcher's Hormonal Blend has been restocked. 
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
derbyshirelad Posted Aug 13, 2005
The McGlurk's people have been on to me, they think that it will take about a week on the HT conditioner. They HAVE promised me, however, that they are working on something that (quote) 'Will leave the wee lassie bright-eyed and bushy tailed'
This I HAVE to see!!!!
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 13, 2005
ooooOOOOOooooto be able to leave Da Bat bright eyed and bushy tailed bliss
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Batty_ACE Posted Aug 13, 2005
*twitches the HT at the very thought of it*
My tail has been sorely lacking since Michele (our very own HT healer) has been slacking off to do something as tawdry and unholy at real life!
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 13, 2005
*strokes the HT* that better?
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Batty_ACE Posted Aug 13, 2005
Much!!!!!
*starts to purr like a 
as Cal strokes*
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 13, 2005
*strokes faster*
Verily, this is enough to raise the Venerable Bede!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 13, 2005
maybe I should stop, don't want you getting over excited
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