A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
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Batty_ACE Posted Aug 24, 2005
both of us... he's a nice snuggly teddy bear for me.. 
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derbyshirelad Posted Aug 24, 2005
Yes! You could stick olives all over it (although Olive might have something to say about that!)
Or those little cubes of 'pseudocheese' - the rubbery, horrid yellow stuff they try to trick you with at wedding receptions.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 24, 2005
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Batty, I've become confused about who's saying what in which thread.
Are you saying the hedgehog-giraffe is a snuggly teddy bear, or are you talking about PC?
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derbyshirelad Posted Aug 24, 2005
Sorry...........my error...I was refering to the spiny giraffe, with cubes of cheese stuck all over it!
I am SURE the snuggly teddy (alias PC) will be fine, minus cheese!
*shivers at the twitch of the HT from Her Battiness*
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Batty_ACE Posted Aug 24, 2005
Minus the cheese is quite important.. he hates cheese.. 
though candidly I think there is something inately twisted about someone who doesn't like cheese.. 
well.. excluding that rubbery stuff, which is really more like library paste..
*continues to decorate the giraffe with tinsel and sparkly stuff*
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derbyshirelad Posted Aug 25, 2005
You didn't tell me it was 'Giraffemas'!
Oooh, can we open our pressies? They are stacked underneath the giraffe. PLEaseeeeeeeeeeeee?!!!
I asked for a new electric truss (the old one got shredded in the infamous 'baboon incident'), some self-lubricating flange sprockets (metric, of course) and a selection of Hornby Double O 'London Midland Scottish' rolling stock!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 25, 2005
I should start coming to this Church regularly. None of the other religions give you holidays in August. I could learn to 
Giraffemas. 
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Batty_ACE Posted Aug 25, 2005
I think we must spread the joy of Giraffemas! A time to celebrate all the HT has to offer.. 
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derbyshirelad Posted Aug 25, 2005
Oh my sweet quadruped! I think I've started a semi-religeous/commercial festival! 
Bags I get first crack at the 'Giraffemas cards' market. And we are going to make BILLIONS in wrapping paper....think of what it takes to giftwrap ONE GIRAFFE!!
Horrah!
Can we start planning the 'Giraffemas specials' for TV yet?
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Batty_ACE Posted Aug 25, 2005
Not to mention the Giraffemas carols and the lovely celebratory margaritas and mojitos on the beach. The holiday meal should of course be a low-country boil.
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derbyshirelad Posted Aug 25, 2005
When I was a 'wee'un' my family was so poor that we could only afford a low-country pimple for Giraffemas!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 25, 2005
Yes, but Giraffemas was just a colt in those days, and much smaller.
The Giraffesgiving meal would only feed two (and children, at that).
Giraffentines were only in their infancy as well. The average Giraffemas tree was only eight inches tall, but still growing.
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Batty_ACE Posted Aug 25, 2005
Now now.. let's be realistic here... Giraffemas is still in it's infancy - it's little neck barely bumps the stuff along the edge of the shelves.. but this is good - we can raise him in our own HT image. 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 2, 2005
*realises he's missed way too much*
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Batty_ACE Posted Oct 2, 2005
And we missed you too, Cal. 
Glad to have you back from the land of the mutant junkie cucaracha mafia.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 2, 2005
*shivers* Don't remind me
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Batty_ACE Posted Oct 2, 2005
Aww.. poor baby.. 
Other than that how are you? How is Jack?
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- 1324: derbyshirelad (Aug 24, 2005)
- 1325: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 24, 2005)
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