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Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 81

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

smiley - laugh
As Cleo said, you only have to asp.smiley - winkeye
smiley - vampire


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 82

Lurcher


Glad you`re all in such good form
(that pun, old chap... hardly the norm!)
Please continue, as you will
I`ll be around, but not until
this "home improvement" project`s done
( Or my enthusiasm`s gone!)


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 83

Also ran 1

How can you,
Divide in two,
So as to be,
True to all?

Oh dear - I'm no poet? But a big smiley - hug to the overworked smiley - fullmoon


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 84

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

There once was a man good with his hands
who kept tools in the pockets of his pants
they came in quite handy
at home repair he was quite dandy
but they tended to hinder his dance!

(I bet you thought I was going somewhere else with that - didn't you? smiley - devil) smiley - biggrin


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 85

Lurcher


No, my dear,I`m too refined..
It never even crossed my mind...smiley - winkeye


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 86

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

...smiley - musicalnote...smiley - musicalnote...La..la..la....smiley - musicalnote...

smiley - smiley


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 87

Lurcher

Dear Also Ran knows how it feels
to glide around on silver wheels
But in the water...watch her go
she`d leave you far behind, and so
whenever I see schools of fish
I think of Also Ran and wish
that she could swim as well in air
and leave behind her faithful chair.

*To AR1, with love and respect*
smiley - fullmoonL


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 88

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

I had a mo to call and say,
There's not much time to post today.
W*rk intrudes and by and by,
I just have time to whisper hi.
smiley - vampire


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 89

Lurcher

smiley - oksmiley - cheers


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 90

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

*pops head in door...sees that Lurcher is snoozing again...tiptoes very quietly in and places a pan of warm water by Lurcher...gently lifts his arm and puts his hand in the water...tiptoes out, closing door behind her...giggles madly in the hallway as she skips off to her room*


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 91

Lurcher


*Wakes, to find his hand in a pan of cool water.Given the ambient temperature in here, I would estimate that, at normal cooling rates, someone placed my hand in this water approx 2 hours ago. This pre-supposes that the water was warm at the time of the immersion. Too hot and I would have woken up, too cold and the same would apply.*

Who, why, and how..the question lingers
Now I`ve got five wrinkled fingers smiley - sadface


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 92

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

The pan of warm water (as you probably know)
causes the bladder to start to flow
An old juvenile trick I've heard it said
that if done correctly makes one "wet the bed"
Of course I myself am too mature
to have done anything so childish (I am sure)

smiley - whistle
smiley - run


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 93

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghostposts
smiley - hug


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 94

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

*toasts!*
smiley - devil


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 95

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost
mmmm ghost Toasties, the favorite breakfast food of the thuroughly dead! smiley - biggrin


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 96

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

smiley - laugh !pucciH (sorry - that was a reverse hiccup) smiley - biggrin


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 97

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost Sounds painful.smiley - tea


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 98

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

This thread, with its rhymes, is such a delight.
It helps H2G2 to reach a new height.
For witty palaver, and japery galore,
It ought to be noticed. We must ask for more.
So, Lurcher, you've started a really great trend,
Which still is unfolding. We hope it won't end.


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 99

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

It's late and I fear that I must say goodnight
to leave you alone though just doesn't feel right!
5:30am comes early in the morn
If I don't get some sleep I won't reach my "norm"
It's already 10:30pm here so I must go
tomorrow, from work - I'll be back on don't you know!


Lurcher's Hidaway

Post 100

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

Body hair wrangling, what can that be,
Are you a rancher with a herd we can see?
Is there some peril (though it sounds strange)
Of body hair stampeding all over the range?
Do you ride herd all day and all night,
And brand body hair by dawn's early light?
And what is the pay?(I've heard people say),
A wrangler gets a dollar a day.
(plus beans and coffee)
smiley - vampire


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