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Lurcher Posted Feb 5, 2002
Glad you`re all in such good form
(that pun, old chap... hardly the norm!)
Please continue, as you will
I`ll be around, but not until
this "home improvement" project`s done
( Or my enthusiasm`s gone!)
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Also ran 1 Posted Feb 6, 2002
How can you,
Divide in two,
So as to be,
True to all?
Oh dear - I'm no poet? But a big to the overworked
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 6, 2002
There once was a man good with his hands
who kept tools in the pockets of his pants
they came in quite handy
at home repair he was quite dandy
but they tended to hinder his dance!
(I bet you thought I was going somewhere else with that - didn't you? )
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 6, 2002
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Lurcher Posted Feb 7, 2002
Dear Also Ran knows how it feels
to glide around on silver wheels
But in the water...watch her go
she`d leave you far behind, and so
whenever I see schools of fish
I think of Also Ran and wish
that she could swim as well in air
and leave behind her faithful chair.
*To AR1, with love and respect* L
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 7, 2002
I had a mo to call and say,
There's not much time to post today.
W*rk intrudes and by and by,
I just have time to whisper hi.
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 8, 2002
*pops head in door...sees that Lurcher is snoozing again...tiptoes very quietly in and places a pan of warm water by Lurcher...gently lifts his arm and puts his hand in the water...tiptoes out, closing door behind her...giggles madly in the hallway as she skips off to her room*
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Lurcher Posted Feb 8, 2002
*Wakes, to find his hand in a pan of cool water.Given the ambient temperature in here, I would estimate that, at normal cooling rates, someone placed my hand in this water approx 2 hours ago. This pre-supposes that the water was warm at the time of the immersion. Too hot and I would have woken up, too cold and the same would apply.*
Who, why, and how..the question lingers
Now I`ve got five wrinkled fingers
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 9, 2002
The pan of warm water (as you probably know)
causes the bladder to start to flow
An old juvenile trick I've heard it said
that if done correctly makes one "wet the bed"
Of course I myself am too mature
to have done anything so childish (I am sure)
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 9, 2002
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 9, 2002
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 11, 2002
This thread, with its rhymes, is such a delight.
It helps H2G2 to reach a new height.
For witty palaver, and japery galore,
It ought to be noticed. We must ask for more.
So, Lurcher, you've started a really great trend,
Which still is unfolding. We hope it won't end.
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 11, 2002
It's late and I fear that I must say goodnight
to leave you alone though just doesn't feel right!
5:30am comes early in the morn
If I don't get some sleep I won't reach my "norm"
It's already 10:30pm here so I must go
tomorrow, from work - I'll be back on don't you know!
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 11, 2002
Body hair wrangling, what can that be,
Are you a rancher with a herd we can see?
Is there some peril (though it sounds strange)
Of body hair stampeding all over the range?
Do you ride herd all day and all night,
And brand body hair by dawn's early light?
And what is the pay?(I've heard people say),
A wrangler gets a dollar a day.
(plus beans and coffee)
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- 81: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 4, 2002)
- 82: Lurcher (Feb 5, 2002)
- 83: Also ran 1 (Feb 6, 2002)
- 84: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 6, 2002)
- 85: Lurcher (Feb 6, 2002)
- 86: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 6, 2002)
- 87: Lurcher (Feb 7, 2002)
- 88: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 7, 2002)
- 89: Lurcher (Feb 7, 2002)
- 90: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 8, 2002)
- 91: Lurcher (Feb 8, 2002)
- 92: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 9, 2002)
- 93: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Feb 9, 2002)
- 94: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 9, 2002)
- 95: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Feb 9, 2002)
- 96: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 9, 2002)
- 97: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Feb 10, 2002)
- 98: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 11, 2002)
- 99: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 11, 2002)
- 100: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 11, 2002)
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