h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

s Lurcher.

Squeaky toys, now that`s a sin *throws it in the rubbish bin*

Paul, I really wish I`d seen that Wolf`s retreat where you have been.
I was in Boston, long ago, but of that place I didn`t know.....

vulpix`s s are just the best (although I welcome all the rest)!!

::thinks:: This is beginning to sound like a Rupert Bear cartoon.
I think I'll have to leave quite soon.
If someone shows me to the door,
I'll be back later for some more.

::Drags in a partially drained but still breathing body::
I thought you might like something to play with.

One up from squeeky toys perhaps,
but thanks,no thanks, I`ll never lapse
and interfere with other`s prey
I`ll catch my own some other day

Welcome Light!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F77867?thread=158011&post=1682097#p1682097 Just Playing!!!!

??? Okay..now I'm really confused (not that that's altogether unusual for me)

You casually mention welcoming the Light
which probably gave the poor vampire a fright
then confessed to "playing"
this is all I'm saying
You probably did it out of "squeeky toy" spite!

( alright - I'll admit that was a rather sad attempt, but it's Monday - at least give me some credit for even being able to rhyme!)

* pops in *

* looks around *

* joins the ranks of the confused *


Light

Your confusion, Michele, is no sin
(Thanks by the way, for dropping in)
Now as regards Light
I think now you might
understand who, what,why, wherefore wherein !!

You've mentioned the ranks of the confused.
May I join? Would I be refused?
I wonder, each dawn,
which planet I'm on,
and where my spacesuit's been recused.

Hi Paul! Nice to see you again!
the "Confused Club" welcomes all within
this planet (though unknown)
please consider it your home
feel free to take it out for a spin!

My word indeed there's quite a crowd,
And had I known I'd wear a shroud.
The one I wear and call my best,
Instead of this that's like a vest.

A welcome to all, and it`s nice to see
you`ve all got the rhyming affliction , like me
No matter what form, I`ll not be perverse
so long as you don`t use that blasted blank verse!!

*Change of tempo*

And as for clothing, there`s no rule
wear what you want, and just be cool
Remember though, should you be tempted
you must be clothed..(Michele exempted)

As inviting as that may be
this castle is a bit drafty
so clothed I will remain
until there's something to be gained
from cavorting around in the nude
with friends that have all turned

I`ve got to rush, so haven`t time
to answer properly in rhyme
But I`ll just say, I had no doubt
that come the crunch..you`d chicken out

Must go......

So sad to see you go
we'll miss you lots you know
I've petitioned for a room in the tower
so you can see me in all my glory and power
However the owner has not replied
whether I have been accepted or denied
so until then I must wander
thru the dungeon, halls and yonder
a lost soul for better or worse
(but fully clothed...of course!)

A room I have recently acquired
to the tower I shall retire
please drop in when able
my card is on the table
no gifts - just conversation required!