The Guild Of Naked Astronauts.(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)

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To Barely Go where No-one of a sane disposition has gone before!!The guild of naked astronauts has been in existence for some years now and has finally reached the guide!!!! My god I'm excited.
Many people said we were mad but look how far we have come. We are dedicated to bringing greater levels of Nakidity to astronautism everwhere but we are an organisation on our own. Hah! who needs NASA anyway the beclothed scum!!!
smiley - ufo

The Guild of Naked Astronauts Needs You! (naked)


Yes we do. Well what are you waiting for!!! Sign up for the Guild of Naked Astronauts training Program today. Applications here, only the most dedicated, serious, talented and (of course) naked space travel fans need apply. We are soon to embark on a 5 year mission to seek out new vaguely interesting things and planets of new and interesting shapes, so sign up now and live the life of excitement and adventure that is the life of a naked astronaut.

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CAPTAIN

Big Bad Bolshevik Bob

Captain's Love-Slave

Tally

Commander and Captain's Manicure Technician

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Lt. Commander


Position Vacant

Lieutenant


Position Vacant

Jr. Lieutenant


Position Vacant

Training Officer

U142060

The naked person whom mops the floor
after everyone has gone to bed and has raging party in space so that no one can hear him (might get freindly with the nice lookin woman officers onboard, so be warned all you love slaves)..

U185424

Covert Operations And Clandestine Surveillance Cell Leader

Covert BoB

Tea Boy

U187148

Extremly Tastey And Nutritious (Possibly Toxic) Alien Herbal Tea Tester

U187629

Chief Engineer(Aspiring to love slave status)

U185457

Chief engineer's love slave


Position (permanently) vacant

Guy in red whose only purpose is to die horribly as soon as we beam down

U140459

Engine room mop girl

U155316

Engine Room Mop Girls Love Slave

U129295

The fully clothed one(really wanted to be love slave)

U185880

Verbal Abuse Officer

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Other Positions available(apply below)


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