Many people said we were mad but look how far we have come. We are dedicated to bringing greater levels of Nakidity to astronautism everwhere but we are an organisation on our own. Hah! who needs NASA anyway the beclothed scum!!!
The Guild of Naked Astronauts Needs You! (naked)
Yes we do. Well what are you waiting for!!! Sign up for the Guild of Naked Astronauts training Program today. Applications here, only the most dedicated, serious, talented and (of course) naked space travel fans need apply. We are soon to embark on a 5 year mission to seek out new vaguely interesting things and planets of new and interesting shapes, so sign up now and live the life of excitement and adventure that is the life of a naked astronaut.
CAPTAINBig Bad Bolshevik Bob
Commander and Captain's Manicure TechnicianU166393
The naked person whom mops the floor U185424
after everyone has gone to bed and has raging party in space so that no one can hear him (might get freindly with the nice lookin woman officers onboard, so be warned all you love slaves)..
Covert Operations And Clandestine Surveillance Cell Leader
Extremly Tastey And Nutritious (Possibly Toxic) Alien Herbal Tea TesterU187629
Chief Engineer(Aspiring to love slave status)U185457
Chief engineer's love slave
Position (permanently) vacant