A Conversation for The Guild Of Naked Astronauts.(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)

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Post 1

b9nr515

Just wondering, but how do the Astornauts shower?


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Post 2

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

It is a complex proccess involving, Science.


And a specially developed high pressure spray and gravitically stable cleansing jelly (raspberry flavour).


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Post 3

b9nr515

Does it come in any other flavors?


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Post 4

Domasion Ragor

In my expearence, naked astronuts hardly ever shower! The last seven that came into the Mess, smelled like a herd of martian rabbits on heat! Not that I minded, as they were all women! As for showering, they just asked for a couple of bottles of cheap bubbley (and boy were they cheap), shook the bottles up and asked me to spray them with the contents. The best bit, of course was wiping the girlies down with my towel afterwards!

Come to think of it, it was the last time I saw that towel... Any chance of a replacement?


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Post 5

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

I'm holding on to that towel, for.... err... important reasons, which are too highly classified for the likes of you... smiley - whistle


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Post 6

b9nr515

That probably means it's unsanitary and in need of a good clean before the neighbors come round.


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