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Naked Mess Stewards New Year Report

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Domasion Ragor

Hello all you naked spacepeople! Sorry I haven't been around of late, but it's amazing just how one can get rapped-up with things (towels, beer-barrels etc.)
The last year has been quite busy at the bar - or so I have been informed by the local patrol officer. As for myself, I have been a little `out-of-it' for the last few weeks - still greaving the loss of my favourate towel, I suppose. I have a brand new one now. It's red and white with little beer glasses aound the edge. Quite neat really.
Anyway, it seems that sometime over the past month there was several sightings of a strange looking dog- object, called Beagle hovering around the bar. Bert, the local binman claims he heard it ask if there was anyone there. But I just think he was hearing voices again. He's been know to do that.
Have to go now. The bar has just filled up and I have to put another barrel of White Ale on tap. Also I am expecting a delivery of a crate of `Pangalactic-gargalblasters'.
By for now and hope to hear from you all soon.

The Bar'Steward.

ps. Anyone seen the Captain?


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