A Conversation for The Guild Of Naked Astronauts.(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
The Bar is OPEN!
Domasion Ragor Started conversation Jul 25, 2003
Ships Bar-Steward, 1st class (PCB) reporting,
Ok, now that I have lost my towel - oh, the disgrace! I'll never know where I am now - I have decided its best if I remained at my post (actually it's a barstool) and continued to serve drinks and the odd packet of crisps, NAKED as per ships regs., to whomever cares to enter the Ships Mess. So far the only one I have served is me....
Now believe me, I am not complaining, (ok, I am complaining) but it would be kinda nice if the crew paid a visit now an again. After all, the beer does have a shelf-life of sorts and if it isn't drunk soon, I certainly will be!
So come on, you lazy bunch of sober shipmates, come on in and get yourselves drunk!
The Bar is OPEN!
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Aug 4, 2003
As the Captain it is my duty to inform you that unless in dock and under stable gravitic conditions it is expressly forbidden to serve, order or imbibe flaming Sambuka due to issues of health and safety.
Mines a pint....
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