A Conversation for The Guild Of Naked Astronauts.(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
Baroom Steward (1st Class) would like to offer his services in return for regular drinking sessions
Domasion Ragor Started conversation May 13, 2003
Dear Sir and/or Madam,
As you well know every good ship requires an active social life. That usually envolves a place where the `crew' can gather to `sup ales until midnight' and to partake in other noisy activities, such as `Dunk the Drunk in the Loo'. This place for some reason is commonly called a Mess. The use of a nearby bar or Pub also surfices.
Now, by the sound of your present crew list, it would seem that such a place is sorly needed by yourselves. I would therefore like to submit my application as your Starship Bar-Steward. As part of my duties I would naturully be required to sample the beverages on sale to insure they were suitable for consumption by the rest of the crew. This, I assure you, I would do with vigor and diligance! I look foward to hearing from you soon. In the meantime, I'll be down the Pub getting some practice in!
Signed, yours hop-full(y),
Able Spaceman Gordon Ginn, PCB (Pint Cross & Bar)
Baroom Steward (1st Class) would like to offer his services in return for regular drinking sessions
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted May 20, 2003
Hmmm. Sounds like you'd be a useful kinda guy to have aboard. Only question is are you fully insured to serve flaming Sambuka whilst naked?
Dangerous.
Baroom Steward (1st Class) would like to offer his services in return for regular drinking sessions
fluorescent Posted May 20, 2003
hey there! i am online too
Baroom Steward (1st Class) would like to offer his services in return for regular drinking sessions
Domasion Ragor Posted May 26, 2003
Sorry for not replying before, but I was down the pub and kept hearing last orders. It was five days for me to realise that I was standing next to a grandfather clock! Still I did get some drink practice in.... As for you question about mixing drinks naked - no. I need to keep a towel about me. After all, if you want to know where you are in the universe, you need to know where your towel is. I still get naked for mixed singles mind! Do you have any female staff yet?
Baroom Steward (1st Class) would like to offer his services in return for regular drinking sessions
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Jun 12, 2003
Lots, finally including the Captain's love slave! 
Welcome aboard. We will tolerate your lower level of nakidity but only for dangerous drink mixes! (you big jessie!). As for your towel surely the number of those weird bar-towel things will serve your purposes. They're bullet proof you know!
Baroom Steward (1st Class) would like to offer his services in return for regular drinking sessions
Domasion Ragor Posted Jun 12, 2003
Lost it for a while then. The last thing I remember was drinking a pangalacticgargelblaster through a straw (don't ask me why - perhaps there wasn't a glass) and then thinking how nice it would be to swing round and round on the overhead cealing fan. Was I dreaming or did someone mention a towel? I seem to have miss-placed mine.
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Baroom Steward (1st Class) would like to offer his services in return for regular drinking sessions
- 1: Domasion Ragor (May 13, 2003)
- 2: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (May 20, 2003)
- 3: fluorescent (May 20, 2003)
- 4: Domasion Ragor (May 26, 2003)
- 5: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Jun 12, 2003)
- 6: Domasion Ragor (Jun 12, 2003)
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