h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Dragonfly Suite is a VIP Prisoner facility located within the PoW Camp - more accurately under itin the subterranean warren of tunnels thatextend for many miles underground*

*The suite holds three notorious inmates - Arl, Sgt Mushroom and Saturn Girl*

*sulks*

I don't like this...I still smell of that darn bacon, it's making me hungry

*parades up and down infront of the three prisoners twirling his fake ACF mustache and jangling his keys*

*says nothing but a smug grin is on his face*

*makes a rude noise at Red Dog*

*makes a note in notebook*

*peers at the cover*

What's the book for?

Its for later.

*Lurcher, refreshed from his R&R,returns, carrying a large canvs bag, upon which is stencilled in large letters....Excruciating Aids to Interrogation...*

* Stands quietly eyeing the hapless prisoners*

*tuc haveing found an interstellar porthole thingy has activated it has has made a hole in the ceilng which is proceeds to fall though and lands on top of sm*

Red Dog Sir found this while tidying up

*hands the intersellar porthole thingy over*

*peers at the prisoners...notices the entertainment system, the wet bar, ect.*" Some prison."
"Oh, well, on with the taunting."...postures*
"Mwa-ha-ha-we've got you now! You have to change you're evil, parrot-eating ways, kitty cats!"
*Glares at them, trying to look scary and reeeeaallly threatening.*

::thinks:: Hey!!! A suite named after me!!! Sweet!!!

::lurks unnoticed: she is an Archangel, after all...::

(Lurks unnoticed from an undisclosed location... )

*tuc nose pick up an angelic type smell*

UMMMM Sweet

I don't eat parrots. I'm not a cat

*rubs head from where whatever it was landed on it*

*Saturn Girl starts to test her restraints, and mutters under her breath as she realizes the mutts put in the extra dollar to make 'em goddess resistant too. She descretely slips a pocket knife that looks like a lipstick, and flips out the lock pick tool, starting on the lock closest to her hands*

You're not getting anything out of me other than Name, Rank and Serial number. And that's a promise! *spits on Red Mutt's shoe* Spit shine, sir?

*Pulls out varies torture tools, grins evilly.*
Sir, why is it named the Dragonfly Suite?

*a faint music can be heard, too low to make out, but loud enough to be noticed*

*after a moment, it grows louder. it is a very familiar tune, but still too low to place*

*after another moment, it grows louder, and becomes identifiable as the "Mission: Impossible" theme music. anyone who happens to be incredibly perceptive might notice a bastet-shaped shadow has appeared in a far corner of the suite*

Did someone say "a wet bar"??

And I'm so dry.

*walks to wet bar and proceeds to make a B-52 cocktail*

Cocktails, anyone??

I wouldn't mind an

*Takes IST to one side*

It`s a long story but once upon a time in a galaxy far away ..................... so I got out my light sabre ...................... millions of the blighters came at us ....................... and I got very, very drunk ...................... so in the end we prepared a special suite for Dragonfly in case we ever got our hands on her. It`s not been used until we got these three renegades

Here whats that bleeping sound ?

*checks nose-o-matic detectors*

Hang on .......