h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*maximum security - decorated in tasteful grey - the usual (and some unusual) security measures*

Having stocked the room with fine food and good ,
deposits Yo in the cell, disarms him, searches for and removes devices which could help him escape and activates all the security devices she can find.

*a thin black line of trans-thread portal opens up in the Villains Wing rotates 90 deg and deposits a semi-concious into Yo's cell. Red's ectoplasmic spook armour is shorting out all over and his Hero-in-Trouble (HIT) beacon starts playing a pre-recorded mayday message*

"Dreadfully sorry about this but I appear to have had a spot of bother with STUMPED and I'm wondering whether there is a Hero in the vicinity who could toddle along and help out. I know it's a frightful bore but we can't let the bad guys make whoopee out of this can we ?*

~starts repeating on a loop~

*slumped in the far corner of Yo's cell RD starts to stir whilst his CHOPPERS emergency beacon continues to emit a mayday*

"Dreadfully sorry about this but I appear to have had a spot of bother with STUMPED and I'm wondering whether there is a Hero in the vicinity who could toddle along and help out. I know it's a frightful bore but we can't let the bad guys make whoopee out of this can we ?*

~carries on repeating in a loop~

*a small, tortoiseshell cat jumps out of the air vent and lands on Yo's back, claws unsheathed*

*RD's ectoplasmic suit delivers a feeble shock to Yo and the HIT beacon starts emiting an irritating Eeep Eeep Eeep noise.*

~groggily~

Whaaa ?

*reaches in through the bonds and shorting ectosuit and phases Red, then Pulls him out. Drops him on the floor inside the cell. Hands him a pair of jockey shorts with big red hearts on them and a swiss army knife.*

that cat wasn't you was it SM? it was just one of your minons right?

*the knife breaks.*

*vulpix sneaks up and unties RD.*

That's Cleo, me guardian angel. She appears from time to time

*groggily wakes up, dozily looks round, and notices Yo*



*Jumps up on RD's head, then pounces up higher and attaches herself to Yo's feet via her claws*

*idly starts wondering whether Yo realises that the duct leads directly to F76201?thread=249148&post=3004268#p3004268 *

(appears in an unconcious state, with a nasty bruise on the side of his head)

(Wakes up partially and notices Yo.)

Hi there, bloke. You live in this odd place?

*owwwwww*
[to RF]...seems.....now I...do...ugh.
well if I'm gonna be here for a while then I might as well make friends with the local residents

*pets the cat*
[to Cleo]Hey I remember you! Sorry about that throwing around bit.

Oh, okay, then.

(Proceeds to examine a wall, in the strangely unsettling manner of the insane)

Wait a minute!

(Shakes head, and hits the top, not the side)



(his eyes begin to glow red again)

I... think... we'll... be... out... of... here... soon.

(The wall, (made of concrete, aka rock) spider web cracks out from the center.)

*Purrs, rubbing against Yo's hand*

*looks absentmindedly at the cracks to see if there are any spiders she can chase*

Hey Red! You see all the refreshments they set out for us? Tastes pretty good

[Gaurd] Gee, I'm walking by the cell doors, with these keys, look how they are badly attached to the back of my belt, hmm... I'll turn around so the prisoners can see how not to attach them...

*The gaurd turns around, and leans against the bars of the cell.*