h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a seemingly escape proof holding cell and anterooms, fully kitted out with various pieces of equipment intended for use in "persuading" it's occupant of the benefits of pressing a certain well known button*

Shall we add a scratch post. for the Lass? them cats love 'em and shall a decree of Unconditional Surender be issuedfor Her to sign. Though l don't think they will sucome. The war is to much Fun though. Great Bargining Chip would'nt you Agree. Haha

Arrives at Complex, and unceremoniously, but gently puts down a large black bag containing Sarge. Sarge, I am trying not to hurt you, since this is all in good sport. This may get a lot worse. Just say ""! I hope you are ready to press the button.

MD

Right-o better get her locked up before somemiraculous escape happens.

*climbs aboard material handler, picks up bag on end of forklift and gently deposits Sarge in a detention cell. Reverses out, secures cell door and activates security system*

Thats good - now we can move onto Phase II - gloating and cackling. Take the time from me everyone ...

Mwaahahhahhahhahhahhah

Whew - Is Sarge going to be mad when she logs on!

MwaHAHAHA! MD

*half asleep, cat checks her email*

*

*clims out of bag to find herself in a cell*

Oh. Great

Well, if you're going to keep me in here, can I at least have a cup of ?

* a small fly buzzes metallically around the complex *

Sees a fly, buzzing metallically. splashes it with salt water. "shoo fly" Don't corrode or short out!

MD

Arrives at Sarge's cell with coffee. Hi, I'm sure you could use this. Black? Or cream and sugar?

The coffee, which is cooling slowly, warms very slightly, then returns to cooling. Mediocredane gets an urge to giggle, which is a real feat with the shape of his mouth. MD

I want to say I`m hanging up the spy glasses.
I`m not fighting anymore.
Sorry

*looks at , which miraculously turns to *

Just milk please

the only distortion I'll ever do in a thread. Don't get knitpicky; I just can't stand

Oh, my, a thousand pardons. I inferred when you said . No inuslt intended. MD

*sips *

*There is a muffled thud and smoke begins pouring in through the ventilation grills, the fire alarms go off*

Is this in the cell?

*perks up*

*runs around in a panic*

*coughs*

*the hvac system switches to an emergency setting and takes up the increased load expelling the noxious fumes to the outside*

*the watch dogs break out fire fighting equipment and stand ready*

*stops panicking*

*sits down*

*sips *

*Two small C4+ charges are detonated, blowing in the main entrance to the cell complex, and the sound of numerous helicopters is heard*