h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry about the badmitten game y'all lost.

*sighs*

*looks at box of teabags*

*eats a chocolate button*

*looks at rifle*

*picks it up and wanders to cell door*

*uses barrel to pick the lock*

*wanders out of cell*

*finds a kettle and some milk*

*wanders back into cell and shuts the door*

*plugs in kettle and brews some *

Happy St. Paddy's Day . Sargers. Can l help ya's in there with anything?

Thank you...yes. You could get me some hobnobs, some lemon curd and a knife, please

Everything but the knife. l think? Hobnobs and Lemon curds.H'mm

But l will trim things for you nicely. Oh Yea Happy St. Paddy's Day!

But how will I spread the lemon curd on the hobnob without a knife? I'm not exactly suicidal, and I have a rifle in here anyway

Brings lemon curd, hobnobs, whatever they are, and a butter knife. Here you go, prisoner. Make sure you lock the door tight behind you. It plays havoc with the security system if you leave it ajar.

Just don't try to fool us into giving you a female Egret or anything.

I'm trying to make you as comfy as possible, just press the BUTTON for room service if you need anything else.

MD

What on 's an Egret?

*spreads lemon curd on hobnob (the bestest biscuit in the world) and eats happily*

Mmmmm...

*sips *

You might want to check the bullets. l've got a spork for you.

No primers.

I can still myself over the head with it

*prepares and eats another hobnob*

An egret is a bird, a kind of heron. An egress, though, is a way out!



MD

Ah. Might be useful, that

My, you are quite the pensive prisoner, aren't you?

MD

Not much else to do in a cell, is there?

Would you like an ant farm?/

Erm...no, I'd prefer a packet of crisps, actually

*wraps another parcel*

hmm... where did i put that starwars monopoly game?

*pops the game into the parcel with some nice slippers and a stun gun*

awe i bet serg is havin a lovely holiday

*covered in celotape posts parcel*

>^..^<

*recieves gift*

Kewl. Star wars Monopoly

*puts on slippers*

Anyone else fancy a game?