h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

time for some good dog bad dog, methinks.

*saunters over to SG*

hello there. isnt this a nasty dungeon? and look at all those horrible dog sympathisers over there...wouldnt you like to be far far away?

*humming the tune, , serves Thanksgiving dinner up.*I always liked that IMF tune.
*Lots of veggies, and cream pie.*
well, we have to feed the prisoners, after all, sir.

*Slowly inches toward the bars...*

::wonders where the cheesecake is...::

::sends telepathic mother-daughter message to sea:"When you are ready to release the prisoners, I will create holographic distractions... Even if I'm not here to post them.... hee ehee hee... and if you have time, grab me a slice of that chocolate cream pie... "::

listen up chaps ... I`m definately getting a reading from the nose-o-matic detectors AND the hairs on the back of my neck are rising.

Better get these on ....

*hands out Alabaster night vision goggles and goo spray*

Do you know Red Dog, it`s been 14 hours or more since SG started trying to get out of those cuffs!
You`d have thought some thing would have happened by now!
Let`s put the mushroom on a low heat, might stir things up a bit!

Hmmm, good idea Lurcher .... saute with a little garlic I think

* Turns up the cell underfloor heating to "simmer"..applies the marinade via the sprinkler system*

Do mushrooms scream?

Soon find out

:;the heating system mysteriously malfunctions::

OH YEA! Here we go!!

::the heat fails to work anymore::

Now THERE`S a surprise!!

Eep. I didn't like that

*Dashes in.*

Okay folks, my instincts tell me that something funny is going on here. We need to separate the prisoners.

*BBW takes Arl out of the Dragonfly suite (after he gets out of the hot tub and gets dressed), and leads him through a maze of twisty passages, all alike until they reach the newly renovated Continuity Suite. Once Arl has been thrown in the new cell (and is resting on the leather couch in front of the home theatre), BBW returns to the Dragonfly suite and takes Sgt. Mushroom out. Again, they traverse the twisty passages and emerge at the Sour Suite. The Mushroom (and cat) are locked inside, beside the specially prepared compost bed.

BBW returns to the Dragonfly suite, somewhat out of breath.*


This is a high security prison camp, with patented nose-scanners for access control. The cells of the 3 prisoners are far apart. We have carefully set up a ransom/rendezvous scenario that could be lots of fun, if it isn't ruined by someone abusing continuity here. In other words, Arl is out of bounds (although ATTEMPTING to rescue Arl is very likely to lead to amusing subplots and is encouraged. )

*looks around, confused*

Hey...

*settles on bed, her cat on her knees*

*dozes off*

* Also looks round, confused*

Well, that seems to be that,doesn`t it?

*takes off his equipment, curls up and dozes off*

*Saturn Girl wonders why no one's noticed her lock pick by now... she gets the lock undone, and quickly cuts through any ropes she has tied around her, and then stands to take on who ever is in the room with a little signature bomb shell knock out power and well aimed kicking.*

*the music continues*



does that mean they're still in this thread, or...?

I'll watch Arl.
*Walks the long distance to the Continuity Suite.*