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I didn't, old chap! Although, come to think of it, some of the larger nudies do look rather whalish! Har-har-har

I saw a bumper sticker last week that read:
"Save the whales - harpoon a FAT CHICK!"
I'm sure the larger fillies won't be getting into that car in a hurry, wot?

Well, not without a bit of a squeeze, anyway...

The local lingo in the Cape describes a lady friend as a 'Squeeza'




Something to do with thighs, I believe!

I heard a chap I know refer to a fillie as a spanner.... something to do with tightening his nuts....



Bassers....

I recall referring to fillies as 'bricks' at Uni. The textbook stated: 'Bricks should always be well saturated before being laid' .


I hope that other chap doesn't get his threads stripped!

Even the thought brings a tear to m' eyes....



Bassers

Still bantering what???

Ahhhhh, yes... University always offers such wonderful insight into life, does it not? Why, back in '01, I was in a section I believe the locals call the Get-to, Get-toe... some such nonsense. Anyway, I overheard a rather rough young lad refer to a passing (and very attractive) young filly as a "Shorty". Unfortunately I originally mistook this comment as a remark towards myself, and proceeded to slap the foul-mouthed little chap. Luckily though, many of his friends were there to .. er .. correct, my misunderstanding.

After I was released from the infirmary, I paid a local politician to have the get-toe raized to the ground. That'll show 'em...

Jolly good show wot. Not enough burnings these days if you ask me, lets the peasents get all uppity if you don't show 'em a stiff resolve.

I knew this peasant girl once - she went all weak at the knees when I showed her some stiff resolve!!



Bassers.

That's the spirit old boy - keep the unwashed masses in awe. I say I do believe I'm once more !!

Well, while you're up, wot.

Get a McLurchers for Unkers too while you're up - there's a good sport.



Bassers

Any Jamaican rum left?

That's better, thank you!

Wot's 'appened to the filly conversation?
Is everyone gone AWOL?


Wrinklers

It got displaced by alcohol dear boy, which is exactly how things should be.

Oh well, it looks like it's too close to plan a Chrissy bash now. How am I going to justify attempting to snog all those young fillies under the if we're not going to have a Squadron Knees Up?

Dash it all to Hell

Hurrrruuuummmmpppphhhh



Bassers

Offer them money in the traditional fashion old boy - always works for me what !

*hic*

Bah! Never offer them money, wot, they'll just get a feel for it. Have your man whip them if they refuse. Teaches them a lesson and can be jolly fun to watch too, eh?

Vaguely reminiscent of prep school old chap

Methinks Bassers would prefer a Squadron Legs-up, wot!

Personally, I prefer viewing the ceiling and letting the filly show off her riding skills!
(It's easier on the heart, y'know, and they can't complain to the RSM that you took advantage of them.)
I particularly fancy that side-saddle postion at the trot - it's sets up a lovely rhythmic bouncing motion...

If you're into the equestrian pursuits old boy I wonder whether you've ever had the pleasure of doing it "Rodeo" style.

Just clamber aboard in the traditional fashion and when you're into a rythym just whisper in her ear that her sister is quite good at this too. All you have to do then is to stay on for 10 seconds !