h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yep, unis all over the country are opening their doors and releasing hordes of sleep-deprived young people upon the world.

*takes cover*

[Dylan] Oh, of course! I know what to do! [runs off to work on characterization]

*Rockets through, trailing a black powder.*

Grrr...

[Mr. Weight falls on Mystrunner's head.]

*The black powder glows, flares brightly, and is suddenly gone, save for a pulsing line of light, which begins to spread in intricate patterns towards the center of the Stadium.*

*sits at the back covered in cobwebs*

*Minos Krylma blinks a few times at the light, before jumping to his feet*

KL-Someone stop that light!

*KL hits a few buttons on his Remote Control to activate the security devices in the Stadium*

hmmm...
*Ice floats into the air and his eyes drift back into dark pits. His skin cracks in various places as all of a sudden tentcles of abyssall shadowstuff burst from his body. A sea of liquid blackness flows out and clashes with the light struggling to pour past and extinguish it. A hemisphere of undulating writhing shadow spreads out from Ice to cover gradually more and more of the stadium. Where it meets the light it stops suddenly but prevents the pattern from spreading. above it all, now partilly transformed into a thing out of nightmare, Ice floats, his shadow tentecles writhing and straining in search of somthing living and warm to consume. The holes in his body leak a thick red vitae too viscous and alive to be actual blood and with every drop the living patch of abyss grows in size and power*
*His voice echos and bubble as if coming from under water* I can contain it but I can't push it back. What is it?

[Darth Corrigible] Whatever it is, I Have a Bad --

[Darth Brooks] Hey, we've used that Star Wars catchphrase enough times already!!

[Corrigible] Not in this thread, we haven't.

[Squall] Whatever.

I object, your dishonour! This is clearly contempt of court.

*The light pulses, and grows in intensity, pushing against the darkness.*

Ah, Iceraven. We meet again...

Looks like a rather not-so-great b-film.

[Corrigible] I second that.

*munch*

why don't we just blow him up

[Corrigible] What, and ruin the fun?

You're welcome to try...

*Spreads out his cloak, catches the thermal uplift from the heat, and soars at Yo. A rift opens behind him, and the vaccume of space suddenly looms behind him, sucking air out of the room in a torrent of wind.*

[[Sealant]]

[Corrigible raises his hand, and the rift closes itself]

[Corrigible] That spell's the best counter to X-Zone besides not being invisible.