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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 8, 2001
[Drune] Then I'm going with "guilty" ...
[CATS] So am I.
[Drune] What?? That's a coherent sentence!
[CATS] Difficult it is to form incoherent a sentence three of words.
[Drune] Okay.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Sep 9, 2001
[Start building tiny civilization into his domino lines, complete with pyramids and stonehenges]
This is gonna be so fun to knock over...
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Sep 9, 2001
Post 25, over in the stands...
[Clipboard's domino civilization is becomeing more and more advanced... domino skyscrapers are springing up here and there, followed by a domino geodiesic dome on the defense table, protected by a small shield.]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 9, 2001
*glances at happy, tries not to laugh*
[sea] well, then, if the defense AND the prosecution agree, i must as well.
*bangs gavel*
[sea] bail is hereby set at three 
.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Sep 9, 2001
*Affy enters from the other forum, and looks around. Both the defense and the prosecution seem to be nodding their heads. Affy wonders what he has just missed. He moves to his seat, carefully avoiding an odd looking dominoe structure, and begins signing*
So, what just happened, GL? Have you both agreed on some ludicrously low bail, or something?
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The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Sep 9, 2001
*Notes that the entire jury seems to be gesturing a "guilty" verdict*
Alright, now that we've got the bail and the verdict straightened out, we can go ahead with the trial.
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Garius Lupus Posted Sep 9, 2001
Yes, I went for a ridiculously low bail and they went for it! Only 3
*Stands up*
Your Dishonour, the defence would like to request an adjournment until ...
*flicks through his pocket calendar*
... September 10th, 2042. To, um, build our case. 
*Sits back down*
It's worth a try.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 9, 2001
[Drune] YEAH, RIGHT!
[CATS] If do we agree, all our time will belong to them!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 9, 2001
*sea bangs the gavel*
[sea] no! i'll be an old woman then! declined!
*sea bangs the gavel a couple more times, then evillene comes in and smacks her on the head with it. sea has her thrown out of the court* 
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Afgncaap5 Posted Sep 9, 2001
*Grumbles something incoherent in Martian Sign Language*
Can I have my right to free speech back yet?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 9, 2001
*sea points at affy*
[sea] quit swearing at me in sign language or i'll hold you in contempt! have the guts to say it to my face!
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Garius Lupus Posted Sep 9, 2001
*Stares at sea, open mouthed.*
You don't know Martian sign language? I thought EVERYBODY knew that!
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Garius Lupus Posted Sep 9, 2001
*Stands again*
Your Dishonour, I move we adjourn for today, no, for this week, no, for this month. Because, um, it's past tea time.
*Sits down. Grins at Affy. :D*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Sep 9, 2001
For the record, I wasn't swearing. I was just saying "of all the times to find myself in a situation like this. Why can't STUMPED live and let live? I mean, we've proven what STUMPED legal tricks can do, all the way back in the Space Station Court Room. I enjoyed that ending, personally." That's what I said, your dishonor.
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- 47: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Sep 9, 2001)
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